Question

我急需一篇两人的英语小对话，最好是搞笑点的，差不多五分钟的

Answer 1

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
　　老妈：这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思？
　　我说：“我不知道”
　　老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
　　我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！
　　老妈：还嘴硬！！！！(一顿爆揍)
　　老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
　　我说：是“我知道“
　　老妈：知道就快说。
　　我说：就是“我知道“
　　老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
　　我说：就是我知道呀！
　　老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂
　　老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点 东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don’t want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我说:{ 我知道，但我不想告诉你}
　　我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
　　这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,I am tired of very much not being tired of me.是什么意思啊~?“
　　我：“我很烦,别烦我“
　　老妈：“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁)
　　老妈又问：“I have not cleaned up can , moreover primary. 是什么意思啊“
　　我说：“我没听清,再说一次“
　　老妈又说了一遍：I have not cleaned up can , moreover primary“
　　“我没听清，再说一次“
　　结果被扁
　　老妈再问：“Pardon me “又怎么解释呢“
　　我说：“你说什么“(再次被扁)
　　老妈再问：“You look up in a dictionary“是何意啊’
　　我说：“你查字典“
　　“查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁)
　　老妈又问:You ask others best.怎么翻呢“
　　我说：“你最好问别人“
　　老妈：“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“
　 我说：“啊!god save me !“ <上帝救救我>
　　老妈：“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)
　　我再问你：“Think about you are moved thinking hard , still careful,又是什么意思啊!“
　　我说：“你动动脑子,再仔细想想.“
　　老妈：“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手。
　　我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
　　老妈：“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”

　　啊,,god save me（神啊，解救我吧）

Answer 2

具体来说，住旅店确实会因为很多事情产生抱怨，电器故障、排水故障、电热供应、服务响应不及时等等，面很广！ 以电视机和隔壁噪音为例提供两个小对话： 1.修电视： (Electronic facilities are out of order) Manager：Room Service Department, how may I help you? Albert：Yes, there is nothing on my TV screen after I turn it on. M：We are sorry about that. We will send the maintenance technician over right away. …………………………………………………………………………. (The maintenance technician is at the room) M：Excuse me, I’m here to check your TV. A：Great. Please come in. M：It looks like the plug is loosened. A：Oh, ok. M：The picture quality of this TV is very good. There should be no problem with it. A：Thank you. M：You are welcome. Sorry for the inconvenience. 2.隔壁噪音 (Complain about the noise caused by the next-door guest.) M：Room Service Department, how may I help you? Albert：Sorry, the next-door guest(s) is (are) very noisy. M：We are sorry, a staff member will go check immediately. Albert：Sorry to cause you trouble. ………………………………………………………………………….. (The hotel staff is talking to the next-door guests) M: I’m sorry, some guests are complaining that it is too noisy over here. Could you please keep it down? Guest at the next door: Oh, sorry. M: I’m sorry, some guests are complaining that it is too noisy over here, can you keep the volume down? G: Sure, no problem. M: Sorry, would you please close the door? G: Sure, no problem. 还需要别的方面的话，可以参考这个网页： http://www.englishclub.com/english-for-work/hotel.htm

Answer 3

尾灯一个新兵刚到部队．他首次上岗时，战友指着附近一处小红灯说：＂你只要巡逻到那盏灯旁边折回来就行，懂吗？＂新兵答道：＂没问题．＂谁知新兵一去，竟然３天后才回来，大家都着急地问：＂你上哪儿去了，怎么这么久才回来？＂新兵吁了一口气说：＂天哪，那盏小红灯原来是一辆货车的尾灯．它一直开到了慕尼黑！＂

Answer 4

A: How have you been? It had been quite some time since we last met. B: I am fine thank you. Let me introduce to you. This is my classmate, C . A: Nice to meet you C. I am A. I'm a psychology student. C: Nice to meet you too A. B: Our exam is over. How about yours? A: Today is the last day of my final exam. C: This means all three of us are having holiday from now onwards. A: Yes. Do both of you have any plans for your holidays? B: I'm planning to go travelling. Since my holiday is three weeks long. C: Where is your travel destination? B: Singapore.My sister and her family lives there.I will be staying in their house. A: It is very convenient then. I heard the accomodation there is very expansive. Since your sister is there then you don't need to worry much. C: I am planning to get a part time job. A: Have you found one? C: Yes. I am thinking to work in my brother's company. They are currently in need of a temporary worker.I can fill in the vacancy. B: That is very lucky of you. Most people will face difficulties in getting a part time job. C: So how about you A? What is your holiday plan? A: Just like B, I am planning to go for a trip but I have not decide on which country to visit. B: What do you have in mind? A: I was thinking about Thailand or Korea. C: Well both places are interesting. A: Yes I think so too. That is the reason why I have not make up my decision yet. B: I've got to go now. See you soon then. C: See you. A: Bye. Take care.