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英语翻译 急急急！！

自己翻译 不用机器。
下面看到的是一款国产的山寨手机 它不但有双卡双待功能和500万像素 更厉害的是 它也是一款电动刮胡刀 而且打出了这样的广告语：“像贝克汉姆一样，随时剃须做酷男
早上10点钟勉强爬起来，和朋友的约会要迟到了。快速洗漱飞奔至地铁上，一抹下巴，哎哟，没刮胡子，这可怎么见人啊。不过我并不担心，因为我有秘密装备啊。看看这强悍的电动刀头
我从容的拿出金光闪闪的酷男必备手机，将底部的盖子拔下来，露出同样金光闪闪的电动刀头，开始剃须。旁边大妈用惊叹且崇拜的目光看着我，我自是十分得意，咱的剃须刀能打电话、发短信、还能拍照，还可以双卡双待
下了地铁见到朋友，他们说：哎呀李总，你今天好光彩照人啊，胡子剃的真干净。我拿出我的剃须刀手机，又现场刮了两下，然后如天王般的摆了个Pose：随时剃须做酷男，相信我，没错的……

Answer 1

Below is a stronghold of the domestic mobile phone card has not only it to function and double million pixels worse, it is also an electric razor and hit the slogan: "like Beckham, at any time make cool male shave
At ten o 'clock in the morning, and friends climb up forced the appointment will be late. Quick wash gargle ran to the subway, chin, alas!, don't shave, this can see how people. But I'm not worried about that, because I have a secret equipment. Look at this tough electric force
I took the glittering quiet for mobile phones, will be cool male pulled down the lid of the bottom, also glittering electric cutter, began to shave. With amazing and worshipped by an aunt looked at me, I naturally very satisfied, I can make a phone call, text messaging razor, still can photograph, still can double card to double
The subway meet friends, they said LiZong: oh, you look good today, beard shaving really clean. I took my razor mobile, and the scene, then as two set of put the Pose: shaving do cool male, believe me, yes...

Answer 2

See below is a mobile phone firms made it not only double-double card to be functional and 500 million pixels is a more powerful it is also an electric razor and ads played such language: "like David Beckham, the shaving done at any time handsome men
10:00 o'clock am reluctantly get up, and friends to be late for appointments. Quick wash run to the Mass Transit Railway Corporation, a touch of the chin, Oh, do not shave, it could see how people, ah. But I am not worried, because I have a secret ah equipment. Take a look at this powerful electric Segment
I easily come up with the golden phone handsome men necessary to pull down at the bottom of the lid to reveal the same glittering electric Segment start shaving. Mother next to worship with amazing eyes and looked at me, I am naturally very proud to call Our shavers, send text messages, but also to take photographs, but also dual-card double question
Under the subway to see friends, they say: Ah Li, do you good today, brilliant, ah, real beard shaved clean. I take my razor cell phone, but also at the scene of a two-scraping, and then as kings of the pendulum as a Pose: shaving done at any time handsome men, believe me, that's right for ... ...