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英语的小故事（带翻译）

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要故事，《狼来了》怎么翻译？

Answer 1

Wishing
to
encourage
her
young
son’s
progress
on
the
piano,
a
mother
took
her
boy
to
a
Paderewski
concert.
After
they
were
seated,
the
mother
spotted
a
friend
in
the
“audience
and
walked
down
the
aisle
to
greet
her.
Seizing
the
opportunity
to
explore
the
wonders
of
the
concert
hall,
the
little
boy
rose
and
eventually
explored
his
way
through
a
door
marked“NO
ADMITTANCE.”
When
the
house
lights
dimmed
and
the
concert
was
about
to
begin,
the
mother
returned
to
her
seat
and
discovered
that
the
child
was
missing.
Suddenly,
the
curtains
parted
and
spotlights
focused
on
the
impressive
Steinway
on
stage.
In
horror,
the
mother
saw
her
little
boy
sitting
at
the
keyboard,
innocently
picking
out
“Twinkle,
Twinkle,
Little
Star.”
At
that
moment
,
the
great
piano
master
made
his
entrance,
quickly
moved
to
the
piano,
and
whispered
in
the
boy’s
ear,
“Don’t
quit.
Keep
playing,”
Then
leaning
over,
Paderewski
reached
down
with
his
left
hand
and
began
filling
a
bass
(低音)
part.
Soon
his
right
arm
reached
around
to
the
other
side
of
the
child
and
he
added
a
running
obbligato
(伴奏).
Together,
the
o1d
master
and
the
young
novice
changed
a
frightening
situation
into
a
wonderfully
creative
experience.
The
audience
was
attracted
completely.
What
we
can
achieve
on
our
own
is
hardly
noteworthy
(引入注意的).
We
try
our
best,
but
the
results
aren’
t
exactly
graceful
flowing
music.
But
with
the
hand
of
the
Master,
our
life’s
work
truly
can
be
beautiful.
Next
time
you
set
out
to
complete
great
things,
listen
carefully.
You
can
hear
the
voice
of
the
Master,
whispering
in
your
ear,
“Don’t
quit.
Keep
playing.
“
一位母亲想使她儿子的琴艺得到提高，就带他去听著名钢琴家帕德鲁斯基的音乐会。在落座后，这位母亲发现观众席里坐着她的一位朋友，就站起来穿过过道去和朋友聊天。
小男孩趁她母亲不在身边的机会，抑制不住好奇心在音乐大厅里转了起来。渐渐地，他推开一扇挂着“闲人勿进”牌子的门，走了进去。当大厅的灯光慢慢暗下来，音乐会就要开始的时候，男孩的母亲回到座位上发现她找不到自己的儿子了。
突然，舞台的幕布渐渐的拉开，聚光灯全部聚焦在舞台上那台令人瞩目的斯坦威钢琴上。这时，这位母亲惊恐的发现她的小儿子正坐在钢琴前，弹着那首幼稚的儿歌“一闪一闪亮晶晶，满天都是小星星。”
此时，那位伟大的钢琴大师走上舞台，快速来到男孩身边，轻声对男孩说：“不要停，继续弹下去。”
帕德鲁斯基弯下腰，伸出左手，为他伴奏低音部分。一会儿，又伸出右手绕到男孩的另一侧，又添加了一串连贯的伴奏。于是，这位年迈的大师和年幼的新手把这危险的境地变成一段美好而令人难忘的经验。听众都被深深的吸引住了。
我们靠自己的努力得来的一切也许并不引人注意。我们拼尽全力，却弹不出最和谐的音符。但是，大师用他的双手使我们生命的作品变得更加生动完美。下次，当你准备要完成一项伟大的作品时，仔细聆听，你会听到大师轻轻在你耳边说：“不要停，继续弹下去。”

Answer 2

10条冷笑话，就几句话，
1)
Talk
back
to
your
Rice
Krispies.
All
of
a
sudden,
act
offended,
throw
the
bowl
on
the
floor
and
kick
it.
Refuse
to
clean
it
up,
explaining,
"No,
I
want
to
watch
them
suffer."
跟你的米酥（一种零食）讲话，然后突然！表现出你被冒犯的样子，把装米酥的碗摔在地上、并一脚踹上去。跟你的室友说你不会打扫，并解释：“我就是要看他们被折磨的样子！”
2)
Every
time
your
roommate
walks
in
yell,
"Hooray!
You're
back!"
as
loud
as
you
can
and
dance
around
the
room
for
five
minutes.
Afterwards,
keep
looking
at
your
watch
and
saying,
"Shouldn't
you
be
going
somewhere?"
每次你室友回来的时候都大声欢呼：“哇！你回来啦！！”然后围着他跳舞跳上五分钟，接着就一直看表，问他：“你是不是该出去一趟啊？”
3)
Make
a
sandwich.
Don't
eat
it,
leave
it
on
the
floor.
Ignore
the
sandwich.
Wait
until
your
roommate
gets
rid
of
it,
and
then
say,
"Hey,
where
the
heck
is
my
sandwich!?"
Complain
loudly
that
you
are
hungry.
做个三明治，不要吃、把它丢在地板上。然后就无视那块三明治、直到你室友受不了把它给扔了。这时候你就可以大声喊饿，问：“我那该死的三明治哪儿去了！？”
4)
While
your
roommate
is
out,
glue
your
shoes
to
the
ceiling.
When
your
roommate
walks
in,
sit
on
the
floor,
hold
your
head,
and
moan.
趁你室友外出的时候，把你的鞋子沾在天花板上，等他回来的一瞬间坐在地板上，摸着头大叫痛。
5)
Tell
your
roommate,
"I've
got
an
important
message
for
you."
Then
pretend
to
faint.
When
you
recover,
say
you
can't
remember
what
the
message
was.
Later
on,
say,
"Oh,
yeah,
I
remember!"
Pretend
to
faint
again.
Keep
this
up
for
several
weeks.
对你室友说：“我有个重要的消息要告诉你！”然后装晕倒。接着等你醒过来的时候就跟他说你忘记是什么消息了。等一会，又说“哦！我记起来了！”然后继续装晕倒。这样持续玩上个几星期。
6)
Collect
hundreds
of
pens
andpile
them
on
one
side
of
the
room.
Keep
one
pencil
on
the
other
side
of
the
room.
Laugh
at
the
pencil.
买一大堆笔回来，在房间的一边排列好。然后只把其中一支放在房间的另一边，对着它大笑。
7)
Buy
some
knives.
Sharpen
them
every
night.
While
you're
doing
so,
look
at
your
roommate
and
mutter,
"Soon,
soon...."
买一些刀回来，每天晚上磨，边磨边看着你的室友小声嘟哝：“快了、就快了……”
8)
Draw
a
tiny
black
line
on
your
nose.
Make
it
bigger
every
day.
Look
at
it
and
say,
"The
hair,
it's
growing.
Growing!"
在你的鼻子上画一条细线，每天加粗一点，然后对着你的室友喊：“看！它在生长！在生长！”
9)
Move
everything
to
one
side
of
the
room.
Ask
your
roommate
if
he
knows
how
much
an
elephant
weighs,
and
look
at
the
floor
on
the
empty
side
of
the
room
with
concern.
把房间里所有东西都移到墙边，一边很认真地盯着地板看，一边问你室友：你觉得一头大象能有多重呢？
10)
Collect
potatoes.
Paint
faces
on
them
and
give
them
names.
Name
one
after
your
roommate.
Separate
your
roommate's
potato
from
the
others.
Wait
a
few
days,
and
then
bake
your
roommate's
potato
and
eat
it.
Explain
to
your
roommate,
"He
just
didn't
belong."
收集一堆土豆、给它们分别画上脸、取名字。然后把那个以你室友命名的和其他土豆分开。几天后把它烤来吃了，跟你的室友解释说：“它就是跟大家合不来嘛……”
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Answer 3

关于福尔摩斯的：
Sherlock
Holmes
and
Doctor
Watson
went
camping
in
a
mountainous
area.
They
were
lying
in
the
open
air
under
the
stars.
Sherlock
Holmes
looked
up
at
the
stars
and
whispered,
"Watson,when
you
looked
at
that
beautiful
sky,
what
do
you
think
of?"
Watson
replied,"I
think
of
how
short
life
is
and
how
long
the
universe
has
lasted."
"No,no,Watson!"
Holmes
said.
"What
do
you
really
think
of?"
Watson
tried
again."I
think
of
how
small
and
how
vast
the
sky
is."
"Try
again,Watson!"said
Holmes.Watson
tried
a
third
time.
"I
think
of
how
cold
the
universe
is
and
how
warm
people
can
be
in
their
beds."
Holmes
said,
"Watson
you
fool
!
You
should
be
thinking
that
someone
has
stolen
our
tent
!
"
夏洛克·福尔摩斯和沃森博士去山区野营。他们在一块空地上躺下来，头顶就是星星。夏洛克·福尔摩斯仰望着星星，轻声地问道：“沃森，当你望着这么美丽的天空时，你想到了什么？”沃森回答说：“我想到生命是多么短暂，而宇宙是多么漫长。”
“不对，沃森！”福尔摩斯说。“你到底想到了什么？”沃森又试着回答：“我想到我是多么渺小，而天空是多么广阔。”
“再回答一次，沃森！”福尔摩斯说。沃森试着回答了第三次：“我想到宇宙是多么的寒冷，而人们睡在床上是多么暖和。”福尔摩斯说：“沃森，你这个傻瓜！你应该想到有人把我们的帐篷偷走了！”

Answer 4

teacher:why
are
you
late
for
school
every
morning?
tom:every
time
i
come
to
the
corner,a
sign
says,"school-go
slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
a
good
boy
little
robert
asked
his
mother
for
two
cents.
"what
did
you
do
with
the
money
i
gave
you
yesterday?"
"i
gave
it
to
a
poor
old
woman,"
he
answered.
"you're
a
good
boy,"
said
the
mother
proudly.
"here
are
two
cents
more.
but
why
are
you
so
interested
in
the
old
woman?"
"she
is
the
one
who
sells
the
candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
drunk
one
day,
a
father
and
his
little
son
were
going
home.
at
this
age,
the
boy
was
interested
in
all
kinds
of
things
and
was
always
asking
questions.
now,
he
asked,
"what's
the
meaning
of
the
word
'drunk',
dad?"
"well,
my
son,"
his
father
replied,
"look,
there
are
standing
two
policemen.
if
i
regard
the
two
policemen
as
four
then
i
am
drunk."
"but,
dad,"
the
boy
said,
"
there's
only
one
policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”
“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”
“可是，爸爸，
”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Answer 5

One
day,
a
little
monkey
is
playing
by
the
well.
　　　　　　　　一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。
　　　　　　　　He
looks
in
the
well
and
shouts
:
　　　　　　　　它往井里一瞧，高喊道：
　　　　　　　　“Oh
!My
god!
The
moon
has
fallen
into
the
well!”
　　　　　　　　“噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！”
　　　　　　　　An
older
monkeys
runs
over,
takes
a
look,and
says,
　　　　　　　　一只大猴子跑来一看，说，
　　　　　　　　“Goodness
me!
The
moon
is
really
in
the
water!”
　　　　　　　　“糟啦！月亮掉在井里头啦！”
　　　　　　　　And
olderly
monkey
comes
over.
　　　　　　　　老猴子也跑过来。
　　　　　　　　He
is
very
surprised
as
well
and
cries
out:
　　　　　　　　他也非常惊奇，喊道：
　　　　　　　　

“The
moon
is
in
the
well.”
　　　　　　　　“糟了，月亮掉在井里头了！”
　　　　　　　　A
group
of
monkeys
run
over
to
the
well
.
　　　　　　　　一群猴子跑到井边来，
　　　　　　　　They
look
at
the
moon
in
the
well
and
shout:
　　　　　　　　他们看到井里的月亮，喊道：
　　　　　　　　“The
moon
did
fall
into
the
well!Come
on!Let’get
it
out!”
　　　　　　　　“月亮掉在井里头啦！快来！让我们把它捞起来！”
　　　　　　　　Then,
the
oldest
monkey
hangs
on
the
tree
up
side
down
,with
his
feet
on
the
branch
.
　　　　　　　　然后，老猴子倒挂在大树上，
　　　　　　　　And
he
pulls
the
next
monkey’s
feet
with
his
hands.
　　　　　　　　拉住大猴子的脚，
　　　　　　　　All
the
other
monkeys
follow
his
suit,
　　　　　　　　其他的猴子一个个跟着，
　　　　　　　　And
they
join
each
other
one
by
one
down
to
the
moon
in
the
well.
　　　　　　　　它们一只连着一只直到井里。
　　　　　　　　Just
before
they
reach
the
moon,
the
oldest
monkey
raises
his
head
and
happens
to
see
the
moon
in
the
sky,
　　　　　　　　正好他们摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢
　　　　　　　　He
yells
excitedly
“Don’t
be
so
foolish!
The
moon
is
still
in
the
sky!”

它兴奋地大叫：“别蠢了！月亮还好好地挂在天上呢！”