Question

求一篇英语脱口秀段子 短的 带翻译 跪求 给分

Answer 1

　　you are my sunshine
　　你是我的阳光
　　the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,
　　亲爱的,一天晚上我正在躺着睡觉
　　i dreamt i held you in my arms,
　　我梦见你在我的臂弯
　　when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,
　　当我醒来的时候,我亲爱的.我发现我是错误的
　　and i hung my head and i cried!
　　我垂下我的头,然后,我哭了
　　you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
　　你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光
　　you make me happy,when skies are gray.
　　你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候
　　you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
　　你永远不会知道,我有多爱你
　　please don't take my sunshine away.
　　请不要把我的阳光带走
　　you told me once dear,you really loved me,
　　你有一次告诉我,你真的爱我
　　and no one else could come between,
　　没有人可以替代
　　but now you've left me,and love another.
　　但是现在,你离开了我,爱上了别人
　　you have shattered all my dreams.
　　你粉碎了我所有的梦
　　you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
　　你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光
　　the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,
　　亲爱的,一天晚上我正在躺着睡觉
　　i dreamt i held you in my arms,
　　我梦见你在我的臂弯
　　you make me happy,when skies are gray.
　　你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候
　　when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,
　　当我醒来的时候,我亲爱的.我发现我是错误的
　　you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
　　你永远不会知道,我有多爱你
　　and i hung my head and i cried!
　　我垂下我的头,然后,我哭了
　　please don't take my sunshine away.
　　请不要把我的阳光带走
　　you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
　　你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光
　　you make me happy,when skies are gray.
　　你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候
　　you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
　　你永远不会知道,我有多爱你
　　please don't take my sunshine away.
　　请不要把我的阳光带走
　　you told me once dear,you really loved me,
　　你有一次告诉我,你真的爱我
　　and no one else could come between,
　　没有人可以替代
　　but now you've left me,and love another.
　　但是现在,你离开了我,爱上了别人
　　you have shattered all my dreams.
　　你粉碎了我所有的梦
　　you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
　　你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光
　　you make me happy,when skies are gray.
　　你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候
　　you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
　　你永远不会知道,我有多爱你
　　please don't take my sunshine away.
　　请不要把我的阳光带走

Answer 2

I am not good at sports, but I love parallel
parking...because unlike sports...whenever parallel parking, the worse you
are...the more people they have rooting for you.
我不擅长运动，但是我喜欢平行停车……因为和运动不一样，不管什么时候你做平行停车，都是你停的越烂，越多人给你叫好。
解释：parallel
parking是美国考驾照路考的一个部分，意思是平行停车，就是让你把车停到平行的车的后面。

追问

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追答

Hi, everybody...so aah, I am Irish...I read a
report saying that a man reach their sexual peak at the age of 18...but I didn't
know this, until I was 25...so the world will never knew what a stud I
was...nobody took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe...
大家好，我是爱尔兰人……我曾经读过一篇报道说一个男人在18岁的时候就有了性高潮，我竟然一直都不知道，直到25岁……所以全世界都不知道我有多性感，桃子熟了都没人咬一口……
I am an immigrant...and I used to drive this
used car with a lot of bumper stickers that impossible to peel it off...and one
of them said ...if you don't speak english...go home...and I didn't know this
for two years...
我是个移民，我曾经开着这辆贴了很多贴纸撕都撕不下来的二手车开了很久。其中一张贴纸写的是……如果你不会说英语，滚回家吧……我两年以后才知道写的是这个。