Question

求英文冷笑话的翻译,在线等~~~~

一个圣明的国王，一生致力于建设和保卫自己的国家。终于他年迈力衰，卧床不起。一天他感觉自己快不行了，赶紧招呼手下的大臣召集全国各地要官。官员们接到命令后火速赶到了皇宫，国王艰难地抬起手说道：“你们都给我听着……” 然后就死掉了。

Answer 1

A brilliant King,devoting himeself to devoloping and protacting his country.Finally he became old and weak in bed. One day ,he felt he was going to die,so he ordered his ministers to gather the all goverment officials. The officials hurried to the imperial palace after recieving the order.The King hardly held his hand up and said:"You all listen to me ……" Then he died.

Answer 2

A king of the Holy Spirit a lifetime dedicated to building and defending their own country. Finally forces his elderly decline, bedridden. One day he felt himself dying, and quickly summoned the minister greet men all over the country to be official. Upon receiving the order, officials rushed to the palace, the king raised his hand with difficulty, said: "You gave me listening to ... ..." and then died.

Answer 3

国王艰难地抬起手说道：“你们都给我听着… 我要小解..

这个行吗

Answer 4

A wise King committed all his life to build and protect his country. Eventually he became old and ill and can only stay in bed.

One day he felt he was dying. And he asked his Chancellor to get all the local officers accross the country. The officers came to the imperial palace at top speed the moment they got the order.

After they all arrived, the King lifted his hand difficultly and said:"Listen...", and then he died.