Question

求英语高手帮翻译个剧本！！！谢谢

某进口名车专卖店门前，小沈阳停下摩托车，男销售迎出。
A：对不起大哥，我们这里是进口名车专卖店，门口不能停放摩托车。
B：不是，小伙子，我是来买车的，你看我不像么？
A：不太像！
B：兄弟，我今天买车很重要，你可得招待好了。我下星期要结婚，可我女朋友非要我在你们进口名车专卖店给她买辆汽车，要不然就不结婚。她一会儿就来，我赶在她前面先来问问行情。你们这儿随随便便一辆名车得卖多少钱？
A：一两百万吧？
B：一……两百万哪？咋那么贵呢？啥材料做的？
A：不是材料问题，是品牌值钱，我们卖的都是豪华名车，啥名车都有。
B：兄弟这样，我给你一百块钱。
A：啥意思，你要买啥？
B：一百块钱能买啥？这是给你的小费。我都说是来买名车的人了，还给不起你小费？
A：哎呀大哥，你真敞亮，你太帅了！
B：还帅呢，我跟你讲，这100块钱不是白给，等下我女朋友来了，你得帮着配合点儿。
A：咋配合啊？
B：其实我的意思，买车不在乎贵贱，总不是一开？代个步而已。大哥我不差钱，也就是觉得买名车太浪费。所以待会儿我女朋友来了，我想你既不能把那些名贵车推荐给我，你又还得给我面子，别让女朋友觉得我没钱。明白我意思没？
A：……
B：比方说，我要是找你买比较贵的车……
A：那我就说没有呗！
B：哎呀小伙子，你太厉害了，太有悟性了！好了，我女朋友来了，看见没？就门口穿红衣服那位。
A：放心吧，保证二位满意！
片刻过后~
C：哇，亲爱的，这里都是奔驰宝马，都是名车啊！
B：哎哎，销售员快过来！
A：女士、先生，两位好，请问你们要买什么车？
B：两百多万的奔驰，有吗！
A：对不起，没有！
B：那一百万左右的宝马给我来一辆！
A：对不起，没那么贵的！
B：有什么价位的？
A：有四、五十万的。
B：四……五十万的……有……有吗？
A：有还是没有啊？
B：这是你的店，那得问你啊。大哥我这儿不差钱，你得明白着点儿！
A：噢，那没有！
B：我说小伙子，你们这是啥名车专卖店呐，要啥啥没有。我四十好几的人了，找个女朋友能容易吗？我们现在着急买车结婚，你说买辆什么车好呢？
C：亲爱的，你问问他们这儿有没有奥迪车卖。
B：有也别买，奥迪是奥拓它哥，能好到哪去？
C：要不，咱不买进口名车了，先买辆国产车开着吧。
B：买国产的？也行，先开着，以后再换。来，小伙子，我们买辆奇瑞QQ！
A：没有！
B：这个……可以有！
A：这个……真没有！
B：这样，我给你带来了，这是奇瑞专卖店的电话，你打电话调货过来。
A：妈呀，没这么做过呀！
B：那是我没来，我要早来了，你们早这么做了。
A：这大哥，真太抠了！
B：小伙子你看，今天我们也是带着十二分诚意来你们进口名车专卖店的，等会儿我们就要提车了，你不得搭配送个礼包啥的？
A：送太阳膜、地胶、真皮、脚垫对啵？哎呀我说大哥，你也太抠门儿了，合着你在我们店一辆车都没买，我们店里还倒贴进去几千块钱呐！
B：我说小伙子，不是我们一辆车没买，是我们要买奔驰宝马你都没有。
A：我有没有你心里还没数吗？
B：我有啥数？不是你说都没有吗？
A：别说话了，一会要弄出个有来咋整啊?
B：到底有没有你说清楚，大哥我这儿是差钱还是咋地？
A：我知道大哥你不差钱，我的意思，你好容易攒钱买辆车，不能太在乎钱，钱花完了还可以再挣。你看我虽然是个销售员，但我总结，买车吧可得慎重，有时候一想跟吃饭一样一样的。大酒店一吃虽然贵点儿，但环境优雅心里踏实，嚎！烧烤摊儿一吃虽然便宜，但搞不好坏肚拉稀，嚎！开车时候最担心的事情你知道是什么吗？开车最担心的是开着开着，刹车没了！
B：拉倒吧，开车时候最最担心的事情你知道是什么吗？最最担心开着开着，没钱加油了！
希望别用翻译器翻，因为翻译器翻得语法都不通，最迟明天晚上就要了，谢谢

Answer 1

某进口名车专卖店门前，小沈阳停下摩托车，男销售迎出。
In front of a car shop, XiaoShenyang(此处尊中国特色，直接为“小沈阳”) stopped his motorcycle, and then a male saleperson got out.

A：对不起大哥，我们这里是进口名车专卖店，门口不能停放摩托车。
A: sorry sir, here we sell imported fancy cars, please do not park here.

B：不是，小伙子，我是来买车的，你看我不像么？
B: well, fellow, im here to buy those cars. don't i look like a car buyer?

A：不太像！
A: Not really!

B：兄弟，我今天买车很重要，你可得招待好了。我下星期要结婚，可我女朋友非要我在你们进口名车专卖店给她买辆汽车，要不然就不结婚。她一会儿就来，我赶在她前面先来问问行情。你们这儿随随便便一辆名车得卖多少钱？
B: Well, buddy, it's important for me today to buy a car, so please be serious. i am getting married next week, while my gf tells that i have to get her a car here, or the wedding will not go on. she will be here later, and im here now to get familiar with the market. so, what a really fancy car cost here?

A：一两百万吧？
A: over a million, or two.

B：一……两百万哪？咋那么贵呢？啥材料做的？
B: million? two million? how could be that dear? what do they make from?!

A：不是材料问题，是品牌值钱，我们卖的都是豪华名车，啥名车都有。
A: not about what they make from, but the BRAND costs! we sell really fancy cars here, really luxury ones, whatever brands you want.

B：兄弟这样，我给你一百块钱。
B: well, buddy, this is a hundred yuan for you.

A：啥意思，你要买啥？
A: what's up? what do you want?

B：一百块钱能买啥？这是给你的小费。我都说是来买名车的人了，还给不起你小费？
B: what's a hundred yuan for!? this is my tip for you. i am here to buy a so dear car, a tip is exactly normal.

A：哎呀大哥，你真敞亮，你太帅了！
A: oh, dude, you are good! (美剧经常有吧，兄弟，你着实不错啊 的意思)

B：还帅呢，我跟你讲，这100块钱不是白给，等下我女朋友来了，你得帮着配合点儿。
B: don't be that happy. i am GOOD for a reason. you know, i need you to be cooperative when my gf is here later.

A：咋配合啊？
A: how?

B：其实我的意思，买车不在乎贵贱，总不是一开？代个步而已。大哥我不差钱，也就是觉得买名车太浪费。所以待会儿我女朋友来了，我想你既不能把那些名贵车推荐给我，你又还得给我面子，别让女朋友觉得我没钱。明白我意思没？
B: in fact, i don't really want a fancy luxury car. anyway, it is just for travelling. but you know, i am rick, i have the money that i do not want to spend on so expensive cars. so, when my gf is here, i want you not to recommend expensive luxury cars. but in the meantime, you also have to help me save my face with my gf. i don't want her feel im poor. got it?

A：……

B：比方说，我要是找你买比较贵的车……
B: so, what if i ask for a expensive car?

A：那我就说没有呗！
A: i will say none in store!

B：哎呀小伙子，你太厉害了，太有悟性了！好了，我女朋友来了，看见没？就门口穿红衣服那位。
B: wow, buddy, you are good, very good! well, my gf is here now. see? the one in red there.

A：放心吧，保证二位满意！
A: OK, All on me!

片刻过后~
A moment later~

C：哇，亲爱的，这里都是奔驰宝马，都是名车啊！
C: oh, darling, here are Mercedes-Benz and BMW, all fancy cars!

B：哎哎，销售员快过来！
B: hey hey, where is the saleman!

A：女士、先生，两位好，请问你们要买什么车？
A: good afternoon/morning/evening, what can i do for you?

B：两百多万的奔驰，有吗！
B: i want a Mercedes-Benz, at the price of two million!

A：对不起，没有！
A: sorry, none in store now!

B：那一百万左右的宝马给我来一辆！
B: then BMW, at the price around a million!

A：对不起，没那么贵的！
A: sorry, we do not have such fancy cars here!

B：有什么价位的？
B: so what do you have exactly?!

A：有四、五十万的。
A: about half million.

B：四……五十万的……有……有吗？
B: you have half...a...million...?

A：有还是没有啊？
A: really?

B：这是你的店，那得问你啊。大哥我这儿不差钱，你得明白着点儿！
B: you are the seller! i have the money, you should know this!

A：噢，那没有！
A: er, then we do not really have those cars!

B：我说小伙子，你们这是啥名车专卖店呐，要啥啥没有。我四十好几的人了，找个女朋友能容易吗？我们现在着急买车结婚，你说买辆什么车好呢？
B: well, buddy, are you really a fancy car shop? im over forth somehow, do you think it's easy for me to get a girl? we are now in hurry for a car, so what do you recommend?

C：亲爱的，你问问他们这儿有没有奥迪车卖。
C: darling, what do you think about Audi?

B：有也别买，奥迪是奥拓它哥，能好到哪去？
B: not that! audi is like alto, how could that be good?!

C：要不，咱不买进口名车了，先买辆国产车开着吧。
C: otherwise, we do not buy foreign brands, what about made-in-china?

B：买国产的？也行，先开着，以后再换。来，小伙子，我们买辆奇瑞QQ！
B: made in china? that's ok. after all we can change another one years later. so, buddy, we want a chery qq!

A：没有！
A: None!

B：这个……可以有！
B: THIS can be ok!

A：这个……真没有！
A: THIS really none.

B：这样，我给你带来了，这是奇瑞专卖店的电话，你打电话调货过来。
B: ok, here you are, this is the phone number of the chery store, you can phone them to get one here.

A：妈呀，没这么做过呀！
A: oh god, this never happend before!

B：那是我没来，我要早来了，你们早这么做了。
B: that's because i never came before~

A：这大哥，真太抠了！
A: what a dude, so mean!

B：小伙子你看，今天我们也是带着十二分诚意来你们进口名车专卖店的，等会儿我们就要提车了，你不得搭配送个礼包啥的？
B: you see, buddy. we come here with exact faith in your store, so don't you think a gift bag would be more appropriate?

A：送太阳膜、地胶、真皮、脚垫对啵？哎呀我说大哥，你也太抠门儿了，合着你在我们店一辆车都没买，我们店里还倒贴进去几千块钱呐！
A: solar film? rubber? leather? foot pad? well, dude, you cann't be that mean! how can we pay another thousand yuan when you spend nothing here?

B：我说小伙子，不是我们一辆车没买，是我们要买奔驰宝马你都没有。
B: well i say, buddy, it's not our fault not to spend a penny here, but you do not have the M-BENZ or BMW for us.

A：我有没有你心里还没数吗？
A: you know exactly what's the truth!

B：我有啥数？不是你说都没有吗？
B: what truth? wasn't that you said you had none of those?!

A：别说话了，一会要弄出个有来咋整啊?
A: seal up! what if there IS ONE later?

B：到底有没有你说清楚，大哥我这儿是差钱还是咋地？
B: be sure please, yes or none! you think im poor? no money for that?

A：我知道大哥你不差钱，我的意思，你好容易攒钱买辆车，不能太在乎钱，钱花完了还可以再挣。你看我虽然是个销售员，但我总结，买车吧可得慎重，有时候一想跟吃饭一样一样的。大酒店一吃虽然贵点儿，但环境优雅心里踏实，嚎！烧烤摊儿一吃虽然便宜，但搞不好坏肚拉稀，嚎！开车时候最担心的事情你知道是什么吗？开车最担心的是开着开着，刹车没了！
A: ok, i know you have the money. i think, you can't balk at money when you need and decide to get a car. money can be earnt after all. you see, even though i am just a saleperson, i think, buying a car, should be cautious, like eating a dinner. it's right that a grand hotel will be expensive, but it's secure and graceful to have dinner there; hawl! a booth or vender can be much cheaper, but it's also easy to get sick. Hawl! do you know what's the most annoying when driving? LOSING THE BRAKE!

B：拉倒吧，开车时候最最担心的事情你知道是什么吗？最最担心开着开着，没钱加油了！
B: no way! what is the most annoying thing when driving? NO MONEY FOR GAS!

Answer 2

Imported luxury car in front of a store, small Shenyang stopped motorcycle, male sales Ying Chu.
A: Sorry, Big Brother, we are here to import luxury car shop, the door can not be parked motorcycle.
B: No, lad, I have come to buy a car, you see, I do not Mody?
A: does not quite resemble!
B: Brother, I am a car is very important, you may get treated better. I want to get married next week, but my girlfriend insisted I buy her store in your luxury car imports cars, or else not to marry. She'll be years, I rush in front of her first and ask Quotes. Here you have a luxury car too casual How much?
A: One to two million, right?
B: Which one ... ... 2 million? Loud noise so expensive then? Han material to do it?
A: is not a material issue, is the brand worth, we sell are luxurious and prestigious cars and limousines are Han.
B: Brothers In this way, I'll give you a hundred dollars.
A: Han mean, do you buy Han?
B: 100 money can buy Han? This is for your tip. I will say this is to buy a luxury car of the people, and back you can not afford to tip?
A: Oh brother, you really light and spacious, you beautiful for words!
B: it is also handsome, I tell you, this money is not white to 100, wait for the next my girlfriend has come, you have helped with something.
A: loud noise with the ah?
B: Actually, I mean, buy a car do not care about are equal, the total is not a precedent? On behalf of one step only. Brother I am not bad money, that is, buy a luxury car that is too wasteful. So, my girlfriend came a little later, I think you can neither recommend to me that luxury car, you also have to give me face, do not let his girlfriend think I had no money. Do not know what I mean?
A: ... ...
B: For example, if I find you to buy more expensive cars ... ...
A: Then I say there is no uta!
B: Oh boy, you are too powerful, and too savvy a! Well, my girlfriend came, saw yet? Who wear red clothes on the door.
A: assured, satisfaction guaranteed 2!
After a moment ~
C: wow, my dear, here are the Mercedes-Benz BMW are luxury car ah!
B: Ai Ai, salesman Come on!
A: President, sir, two good, may I ask you what type of car to buy?
B: more than 2 million Mercedes-Benz, there do!
A: Sorry, no!
B: That one million or so to give me a BMW!
A: Sorry, not so expensive!
B: What price range?
A: There are four, half a million.
B: half a million ... 4 ... ... ... ... ... There have?
A: Yes or no ah?
B: This is your shop, then have to ask you ah. Brother I have here is not bad money, you have to understand that with something!
A: Oh, no!
B: I said boy, you store it is Han Na luxury car, to Han Han did not. I have several 40 people, and find a girlfriend can be easy? We are now anxious buy a car get married, what you say buying a car is good?
C: My dear, you have to ask them here, Audi sold.
B: there are, they should not buy it, Audi is the Alto its Columbia, can be much better to go?
C: Otherwise,咱not buy imported luxury car, and open bar before buying a domestic vehicle.
B: Buy-made? Is also OK, first open, later pulls. Years, the young man, and we buy a Chery QQ!
A: No!
B: This ... ... can have!
A: This ... ... I did not!
B: so, I bring you, which is Chery store's phone, you call transfer cargo over.
A: Maya, do not do too呀!
B: That was I did not come, I want to come back, you have done so earlier.
A: This is Big Brother really is too stingy in!
B: young man you see, today we are sincere to you with twelve imported luxury car shop, and so a while we have to mention cars, you can not get one with Li Bao Han's?
A: send Taiyang Mo, ground rubber, leather, floor mats right bo? Oh, I said, Big Brother, you are too Koumen Er, and co-author you are in our shop to buy a car no, we are also subsidizing the store into the thousands of dollars na!
B: I said young man, is not that we did not buy a car, we buy Mercedes-Benz BMW you do not have.
A: I have not yet the number of heart do you have?
B: I am so what's the number? No do not you say?
A: Do not speak, one would have to come up with which have come to Zezheng ah?
B: in the end there you say clearly that I am here is not good money, big brother or a loud noise that way?
A: I know that big brother you are not bad money, I mean, you hardly managed to save money buy a car, can not be too care about money, money can be earned finished. You see I may be a salesman, but I sum up, buy a car care bar available, sometimes one wants to eat the same as the same. Although an expensive hotel to eat something, but environmental elegant minds are at ease, howl! Shao Kaotan children a while to eat cheap, but bad things to belly Diarrhea, howl! Driving time the most worried about things you know what that is? Most worried about driving a car is open, the brakes had failed!
B:-leave-it, drove far the most time to worry about things that you know what that is? Worry about driving far the most open, and no money to fuel a!

Answer 3

A famous shops and small door imports of shenyang, motorcycle stop to meet the sales.
A: I'm sorry eldest brother, we here is the famous shops, imported parked motor can.
B: no, boy, I was to buy, you see, I don't like?
A: don't like!
B: my brother, a very important today, you can get a good reception. I will get married next week, but I have my girlfriend in your shop to buy her famous imports, otherwise we car not to marry. She'll come out in front of her, my first option to ask. Do you have a car sells everything off much money?
A: valued?
B: a... Two million? Zha so expensive? What material do?
A: no problem, is the brand valuable materials, we sell are luxury cars are famous, ShaMing.
B: brother, I'll give you one hundred dollars.
A: what do you mean, what to buy?
B: one hundred dollars to buy what? This is your tip. I have to buy that expensive car, not to your tips?
A: oh, you are clear, you too handsome!
B: it's nice, I tell you, this is white, a $100 to wait my girlfriend, you have to help with some.
A: zha cooperate?
B: actually, I mean, when buying, is not always a care? For a walk. My brother is not money, buy everything that is too good to waste. So my girlfriend came later, I think you cannot put those expensive car, I recommend you also get to my face, don't let the girl think I have no money. Know what I mean?
A:...
B: for example, if I find you buy more expensive car...
A: then I said no bai!
B: oh boy, you too much, too much understanding! Well, my girlfriend, see? The door is red.
A: stop worrying, guarantee two satisfied!
After a moment
C: oh, dear, here is all BMW, are famous Mercedes!!!!!
B: hey hey, come salesman!
A: ladies and gentlemen, two good, do you want anything?
B: more than 200 million Mercedes, there!
A: sorry, no!
B: it's about one million cars BMW give me a!!!!!
A: excuse me, is not so expensive!
B: what's the price?
A: there are four, five.
B: four... Half of... There... Do you have?
A: there is no?
B: is this your shop, it may ask you. Eldest brother I here is not bad, you need to know the money!
A: oh, that no!
B: I said, you are the guy ShaMing car, mysterious to shop. I forty, several can easily find a girlfriend? We now hurry, you say a marriage what buy a car?
C: my dear, you ask them here have an audi to sell.
B: there are also don't buy, audi is kept it, can go?
C: otherwise, I don't buy imported yazhan sees, buy first car companies within open.
B: buy domestic? Also, the first open, change again later. Here, we buy a lad, chery QQ!
A: no!
B: this... Can!
A: this... No!
B: so, I brought you, this is the telephone, you shop chery transfer call.
A: mom, don't do it!
B: that's I didn't come here early, I want you to do so, the earlier.
A: the eldest brother, it really dig!
B: boy, you see, today we also sincerely to you with extremely famous shops, import, we will wait, you may ask the collocation of car to send a gift bag what?
A: TaiYangMo, rubber, leather, pads to pop? Oh, I said, you also too eldest brother, with a scrooge you in our shop to buy a car, we haven't bear also thousands of dollars in store!
B: I said, not our boy didn't buy a car, are we buy Benz BMW you didn't.
A: I have you haven't count?
B: I have what number? Not you say no?
A: don't talk, one will have to make A whole zha?
B: do you have a clear, eldest brother I here is sent money or what?
A: I know you don't sent money, I mean, how to save money and buy A car, can't be too care about money, money is spent can be earned. You see, though I a salesman, but I can buy it carefully, to eat, sometimes as the same. Although you eat a hotel, but elegant environment, yelping! Eat a barbecue vendor's stand is cheap, but not bad belly sparse, yelping! When the car worry about things you know what it is? Drive the worry is open, brake didn't!
B: pull down, most concern when driving, you know what? Most worried about open, no money!

Answer 4

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