Question

求一篇医生和病人搞笑的英语对话，要翻译

Answer 1

There is a mental hospital doctor asked the patient if I cut off your ear, what would you do?
The patient answered: then I will not hear.
The doctor listened: Uh huh. Quite normal.
The doctor asked: what if I bring you another ear also cut off, what would you do?
The patient answered: then I will not see.
The doctor began to get nervous: how to see?
Patient answer: because the glasses will fall down.
有一位神经病院的医生问患者：如果我把你的一只耳朵割掉，你会怎样？
　　那位患者回答：那我会听不到。
　　医生听了：嗯嗯。很正常。
　　医生又问道：那如果我再把你另一只耳朵也割掉，你会怎样？
　　那位患者回答：那我会看不到。
　　医生开始紧张了：怎么会看不到咧？
　　患者回答：因为眼镜会掉下来。