Question

帮忙请英语高手翻译一下，谢谢！

Darkness at noon
By Harold Krents
Blind form birth, I have never had the opporutnity to see myself and have been completely dependent on the image I create in the eye of the observer. To date it has not been narcissistic.
There are those who assume that since I can’t see, I obviously also cannot hear. Very often people will converse with at the top of their lungs, enuniciating each word very carefully. Conversely, people will also often whisper, assuming that since my eyes don’t work, my ears don’t either.
For example, when I go to the airport and ask the ticket agent for assistance to the plane, he or she will invariably pick up the phone, call a ground hostee ans whisper: “Hi, Jane, we’ve got a 76 here.” I have concluded that the word “blind” is not used for one or two reasons: Either they fear that if the dread word is spoken, the ticket agent’s retina will immediately detach, or they are reluctant to inform me of my condition of which I may not have been previously aware.
On the other hand, others know that of course I can hear, but believe that I can’t talk. Often, therefore, when my wife and I go out to dinner, a waiter or waitress will ask Kit if “he would like a drink” to which I respond that “indeed he would.”
This point was graphically driven home to me while we were in England. I had been given a year’s leave of absecne from my Washington law firm to study for a diploma in law degree at Oxford University. During the year I became ill and was hospitalized. Immediately after admission, I was wheeled down to the X-ray room. Just at the door sat an elderly woman-elderly I would judge from the sound of her voice. “What’s your name?” the woman asked the orderly who had been wheeling me.
“What’s your name?” the orderly repeated to me.
“Harold Krent,” I replied.
“Harold Krent,” he repeate.
“When was he born?”
“Where were you born?”
“November 5, 1944,” I responed.
“Novermber 5, 1944,” the orderly intoned.
This procedure continued for approximately five minutes at which point even my saintlike disposition deserted me. “ Look, ” I finally lurted out, “this is absolutely ridiculous. Okay, grantee I can’t see, but it’s got to have become pretty clear to both of you that I don’t need an interpreter. ”
“He says he doesn’t need an interpreter,” the elderly reported to the woman.

Answer 1

5分也不给，所以给你有道词典的翻译：

黑暗的中午
由哈罗德Krents
盲目的形式诞生,我从来也没有opporutnity看自己,已经完全依赖的形象创造的观察者。到目前为止还没有自恋。
有些人认为,既然我看不见,我当然也不能听。人们会经常和顶部的肺部,enuniciating每个词都很小心。相反,人们也经常低语,假设,因为我的眼睛不工作,我的耳朵也不喜欢。
举例来说,当我去机场,问售票代理人为救助飞机,他或她将总是拿起电话,打电话给地面hostee俺们耳语:“嗨,简,我们有76岁。”我认为这个词“盲目”是不被用于一个或两个原因:他们担心如果恐惧词是口头的,售票员的视网膜剥离,或者立即将他们不愿意告诉我的情况,我可能没有先前的意识。
另一方面,其他人知道我当然可以听到,但相信我不会说话。通常,因此,当我的妻子和我一起去吃晚餐,服务生会问工具”他想喝一杯”我回答,“他会这么做。”
这一点对我开车回家形象时,我们在英格兰。我已经一年剩下的absecne从华盛顿的律师事务所去攻读文凭或学位在牛津大学。在我生病了,并且住进了医院。我被录取,后立刻去x光室向下推。就在门口坐在一个上了年纪的woman-elderly我会从她的声音。“你叫什么名字?”女人问谁被推我有序。
“你叫什么名字?”有秩序的重复给我。
“哈罗德Krent。”我回答道。
“哈罗德Krent,”他重复。
“他是什么时候出生的?”
“你在什么地方出生的?”
1944年11月5日”,“我无线。
“Novermber 5,1944年,“有序吟咏。
这个过程持续了大约5分钟,甚至连我的saintlike性格离弃我。“你瞧,”我终于lurted出来,说:“这绝对是荒谬的。好的,抑或我看不见,但它可以成为很明显对双方都是有利的。你不需要翻译。”
“他说他不需要翻译,“老年女性报道

Answer 2

中午的黑暗
Krents哈罗德
盲形式的诞生，我从来没有看到自己的opporutnity并已完全在我的形象在观察者的眼睛造成依赖。迄今为止它尚未自恋。
还有那些谁承担，因为我看不到，我显然也无法听到。很多时候，人们会在交谈与他们声嘶力竭，enuniciating每个单词非常谨慎。相反，人们还经常耳语，假设，由于我的眼睛没有工作，我的耳朵也不会。
例如，当我去到机场，要求提供援助的机票代理人，他或她总会拿起电话，拨打当地hostee答耳语：“嗨，简，我们在这里已经有了一个76。 “我的结论是单词”盲目的“不使用一个或两个原因：要么他们担心，如果怕字语，机票代理人的视网膜会立即脱落，或者他们不愿意告诉我其中的情况我我可能没有以前知道的。
另一方面，其他人都知道，我当然可以听，但相信我不能说。通常情况下，因此，当我和妻子外出吃饭，一个服务员或服务员会问包，如果“他想喝酒”而我回应说：“的确，他会的。”
这一点生动地赶回家给我，而我们到了英国。我已获得1年的华盛顿律师事务所从我离开的absecne研究的牛津大学法律学位文凭。在这一年我病倒了，住进医院。入院后立即，我被推进到了X光室。就在门口坐着一名老年妇女，老人，我判断她的声音。 “你叫什么名字？”女人问我谁曾惠林有序。
“你叫什么名字？”有秩序的重复，我要。
“哈罗德Krent，”我回答。
“哈罗德Krent，”他repeate。
“他是什么时候出生的？”
“你在哪儿出生的？”
“1944年11月5日，”我responed。
“年十一月5，1944年，”有秩序的吟诵。
此过程大约持续了五分钟在这一点连我saintlike处置抛弃我。 “瞧，”我终于lurted指出，“这是绝对荒谬的。好吧，我看不出持证人，但它已经成为了非常清楚你们两位，我不需要翻译。 “
“他说他不需要翻译，”老人报的女人。