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胖子学校胖于学校招生启事本校是专为培养合格的胖子而设立的,将为全国胖子比赛输送最有前途的选手。本校从最有希望发胖的儿童中择优录取新生。报考条件如下:一、考生必须是超过正常...
胖子学校
胖于学校招生启事
本校是专为培养合格的胖子而设立的,将为全国胖子比赛输送最有前途的选手。本校从最有希望发胖的儿童中择优录取新生。报考条件如下:
一、考生必须是超过正常体重的小胖子;
二、考生的爸爸、妈妈、爷爷、奶奶、外公、外婆都必须是胖子;
三、考生的脂肪细胞必须很快增多或变大。
X星球X王国胖子学校
这份启事一贴出,就把全国各地的小胖子全吸引来了。因为X星球X王国每十年要举行一次胖子比赛,家长们都想把自己的孩子培养成胖子冠军。于是,报考胖子学校的报名队伍,从城市的这一头排到了那一头,中间还绕了两个大圆圈。
团团、球球和圆圆三个小胖子,在他们的爸爸、妈妈陪同下,排了十三天零十三小时的队,终于进入了考场。
走进第一考场,只见教室中间放着一个大磅秤,黑板上写着一个数学公式:
体重>年龄× 2十 8
主考老师是数学教授,他边给考生称体重边按着电子计算器的键钮,一会儿就报出了考试结果:“团团、 球球、圆圆都是十一岁,根据公式你们的体重必须超过 30公斤。好!现在团团是45公斤,球球是42公斤,圆圆是40公斤,全部合格!人在 10一13岁时是小胖子,到 31岁时再检查,有88%的女孩子和86%的男族子长成大胖子。你们三位的发胖前途是十分远大的!”
团团、球球和圆圆又到了第二考场。这里的主考老师是美术教授和历史专家。团团他们把爸爸、妈妈、爷爷、奶奶、外公、外婆的照片和健康登记表给美术教授和历史专家审查。两个主考老师研究了一阵,最后宣布:“根据了不起博士的医学理论,肥胖跟遗传很有关系。团团、球球、圆圆的家长和祖先都是胖子,因此,这三位考生将来很可能是大胖子,考查合格!”
第三考场的主考老师由歪歪校长亲自担任。他用最新的科学方法检查了考生们的脂肪细胞,然后发灰讲话:“我的老师了不起博士最近已经揭示:肥胖是由于人体内脂肪细胞增多,或者细胞中脂肪储藏过多,使脂肪细胞本身变大形成的。团团、球球、圆圆的脂肪细胞增加得很快。我相信,他们三个将成为突出的大胖子!”
团团、球球、圆圆就这么考取了。 展开
胖于学校招生启事
本校是专为培养合格的胖子而设立的,将为全国胖子比赛输送最有前途的选手。本校从最有希望发胖的儿童中择优录取新生。报考条件如下:
一、考生必须是超过正常体重的小胖子;
二、考生的爸爸、妈妈、爷爷、奶奶、外公、外婆都必须是胖子;
三、考生的脂肪细胞必须很快增多或变大。
X星球X王国胖子学校
这份启事一贴出,就把全国各地的小胖子全吸引来了。因为X星球X王国每十年要举行一次胖子比赛,家长们都想把自己的孩子培养成胖子冠军。于是,报考胖子学校的报名队伍,从城市的这一头排到了那一头,中间还绕了两个大圆圈。
团团、球球和圆圆三个小胖子,在他们的爸爸、妈妈陪同下,排了十三天零十三小时的队,终于进入了考场。
走进第一考场,只见教室中间放着一个大磅秤,黑板上写着一个数学公式:
体重>年龄× 2十 8
主考老师是数学教授,他边给考生称体重边按着电子计算器的键钮,一会儿就报出了考试结果:“团团、 球球、圆圆都是十一岁,根据公式你们的体重必须超过 30公斤。好!现在团团是45公斤,球球是42公斤,圆圆是40公斤,全部合格!人在 10一13岁时是小胖子,到 31岁时再检查,有88%的女孩子和86%的男族子长成大胖子。你们三位的发胖前途是十分远大的!”
团团、球球和圆圆又到了第二考场。这里的主考老师是美术教授和历史专家。团团他们把爸爸、妈妈、爷爷、奶奶、外公、外婆的照片和健康登记表给美术教授和历史专家审查。两个主考老师研究了一阵,最后宣布:“根据了不起博士的医学理论,肥胖跟遗传很有关系。团团、球球、圆圆的家长和祖先都是胖子,因此,这三位考生将来很可能是大胖子,考查合格!”
第三考场的主考老师由歪歪校长亲自担任。他用最新的科学方法检查了考生们的脂肪细胞,然后发灰讲话:“我的老师了不起博士最近已经揭示:肥胖是由于人体内脂肪细胞增多,或者细胞中脂肪储藏过多,使脂肪细胞本身变大形成的。团团、球球、圆圆的脂肪细胞增加得很快。我相信,他们三个将成为突出的大胖子!”
团团、球球、圆圆就这么考取了。 展开
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