Question

这个英语句子怎么翻译？

Haidresser:I've had a lot of strange customers in my time.
Customer:Have you ever shaved a man with a wooden leg?
Hairdresser:No,I always use a razor

Answer 1

Haidresser:I've had a lot of strange customers in my time. Customer:Have you ever shaved a man with a wooden leg? Hairdresser:No,I always use a razor

理发师:我这辈子遇到过很多奇怪的顾客。顾客:你给木腿的人剃过毛吗?理发师:不，我总是用剃刀

Answer 2

理发师：我已经遇到过不少奇葩顾客了。
顾客：嗯？莫非你得给装了假肢的男人刮胡子吗？
（此处产生歧义。理发师理解为“莫非你用假肢给男人刮胡子吗？”）
理发师：不不不，我总是会用刮胡刀的。