Question

急求搞笑英语短剧！3~5分钟的！！！快快快！！！

要求不多，3~5分钟，要搞笑一点，不要太搞笑，最好是生活剧或者童话剧，要符合七年级下册的！！！求求大家了！！！帮帮忙！快一点！~~ OKOKOK？？？谁回答的好会加分的！！！

Answer 1

一个精神病院，有4个精神病,一天下大雨。有3个精神病都说：太好了，可以洗澡了。就都出去洗澡了。一个精神病坐在墙角偷笑。院长问他你为什么不去洗澡？ 他说：他们都傻，那水多凉啊！我等水热乎的。

there are four mental patient in a Neurosis Hospital.one day,it was raining outside,three patients said :"that is great,we could have bathing."then they three did that outside.while a patient who sat at the corner was tittering.the hospital chief asked he that why you didn't going to bath ?he said:they were silly,how cold the water now!i was waiting for the hot water

Answer 2

lot of boys and girls in western countries are wearing the same kind of clothes and have long hair. One day an old man went for a walk in street in Washington and when he was tired, he sat down on a chair by the side of the street.A young person was standing on the other side of the street. "Oh!"The old man said to the person next to him,"Do you see the person with the beautiful clothes ang long hair? Is it a boy or a girl?" "A girl, " said the person next to him, "She is my daughter." "Oh!" said the old man ,"Please forgive me. I didn't know you were her mother." "I'm not", said the person, "I'm her father."

Answer 3

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 刘兰芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort) 刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort) 强盗burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕 (j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪) j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong. 译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。 (指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you! 译：我才不怕你呢！ (内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! 译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！ (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j) my god! who can help me?(下) 译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？ act1 第一幕 (序幕结束时,jm作窃听状) jm(拄拐棍上):i can! (对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you? l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下