Question

我需要一个英语小笑话，要很好笑，最好很短，越短越好，而且还要带翻译

Answer 1

TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

Answer 2

这是个冷笑话，
Student:I don't think I deserve an absolute zero.
Prefessor:Neither do I,but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.
学生：我认为我不该得零分。
老师：我也这么觉得，但只是允许我打的最低分数。

Answer 3

e were interested in discovering just how the doomed hero chose to spend his last days