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英语段子，一个段子要两三句话，带翻译！急！！！！！！段子越多越好

Answer 1

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
　　到头来，你活了多少岁不算什么，重要的是，你是如何度过这些岁月的。

I lied when I said I didn’t like you. I lied when I said I didn’t care. I lie every time I try to tell myself I will never fall for you.
　　我说不爱你，那是假话；我说不在乎，那是假话；我告诉自己对你再不会有感觉了，那也是假话。

No matter how bad your heart has been broken, the world doesn’t stop for your grief. The sun comes right back up the next day.
　　不管你有多痛苦，这个世界都不会为你停止转动。太阳依旧照样升起。

One needs 3 things to be truly happy living in the world: some thing to do, some one to love, some thing to hope for.
　　要得到真正的快乐，我们只需拥有三样东西：有想做的事，有值得爱的人，有美丽的梦。

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. Every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth. －Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
　　要想射中靶，必须瞄准比靶略为高些，因为脱弦之箭都受到地心引力的影响。

If you wish to succeed, you should use persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.
　　如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。

I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what’s going to happen, or who I’m going to meet, where I’m going to wind up.
我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的 , 不知会遇见什么人 , 会有什么样的结局。

In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. —— Gone with The Wind
哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你 .

Answer 2

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Stranger:"What't your name,little boy？"
陌生人：“小男孩，你的名字叫什么？”
Little boy;“I don't know”
小男孩：“我不知道。”
Stranger：“How dose your mother call you when the cakes are done？”
陌生人：“你妈妈在做好蛋糕时，是怎么叫你的？”
Boy：“She dose't call me,I am thete alredy.”
小男孩：“她没有叫我，我早就在那里了。”

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