Question

急~！！！！！英文笑话 200词左右 有翻译

稍简单点的 生词少点
一定要200词左右 最少也得够150啊

Answer 1

we the school had one year to participate in New York plenary session's opening ceremony rehearsal fortunately, to has begun officially that day, has come many stars, therefore schoolmate was in great confusion. the second day of teacher in charge asks class leader to inquire: “went on stage yesterday time schoolmates fortunately? Has the human not to observe the discipline?”Leader replies: “other does not have anything but actually, was time many male students who Bill Gates came out flushes looked.” who knows the teacher in charge following a few words to let innumerable schoolmates faint, moreover is also passed on is “the charming story”. because the teacher in charge asked: “Bill Gates? That class?”
我们学校有一年的时间来参加纽约全会的开幕式彩排幸运,已经开始了正式的那一天,来了很多星星,所以同学里很乱。第二天的班主任要求班领导人询问:“上台时的同学昨天幸运吗?有人类不遵守纪律?”领袖回答说:“其它没有什么,但实际上,许多男性学生是比尔·盖茨出来。“谁知道排出的班主任以下几句话来让无数的同学微弱,而且也是传递是“佳话”。因为班主任问道:“比尔·盖茨吗?这类吗?”

Answer 2

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."
美 德

获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。

最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”

Answer 3

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”