Question

求一篇英语的相声或者对话

要演讲的，简单易明，要有互动环节。谢谢了···

Answer 1

<Enter the room> LAZY: Daddy? BOSSY:……… LAZY: You look so handsome today… <Bossy seems to be a little happy then> LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world. BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead. <Instead of saying goodbye, they run to the door as fast as they can. But when they open the door, Daisy comes in> DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here. NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework. DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes. LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself! CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid! LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF! CRAZY: What! I… BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude <Speak in lower voice> —— That is because her family is a rich one—— DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema. BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.<Turn to Noisy>You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away. NOISY:<Cry>……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles. LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot… CRAZY: Shut up!<Crazy run out of the room> <Bossy looked even more angry, he turns to Noisy> BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil! LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. <Turn to Noisy>Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together. <Lazy and Noisy both leave the house to build up their new life. But Lazy’s parents were very sad, they don’t know what to do > DAISY: <in despair> Oh dear, what shall we do then? BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

Answer 2

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