Question

求英语高手翻译

求翻译
曾经有两位经济学界的学者同行，路遇一坨狗屎，
甲对乙说：“你把这坨狗屎吃掉，我就给你5000万。”
乙想想，吃坨狗屎赚5000万，值！于是捏着鼻子把狗屎吃掉了。
甲给了乙5000万，越想想郁闷——5000万块钱就这么没了，不行，我得想办法弄回来。没多久又遇一坨狗屎，于是甲说：“我把这坨狗屎吃掉，你给我5000万。”
乙吃了狗屎，胃里正不舒服，心想，我吃了狗屎，也要你尝尝吃狗屎的滋味。
于是两人一拍即合，甲吃掉了狗屎，乙将5000万还给了甲。
两人边走边想，越想越不对劲：我们两个今天是哪门子神经发癫，一人吃了一坨狗屎 ... ... 始终想不通，于是找到经济学界泰斗“吴经验”。
吴老听完两人的叙述，说道：“恭喜二位，你们又为祖国的GDP增长贡献了1个亿”。

那位英语高手帮帮忙翻一下，有急用！！谢谢

Answer 1

Once had two economy educational circles scholars go along, the road meets one lump dog's dropping , A says to second: "You eat up this lump dog's dropping , I give you 50 million right away". Second think about , being earned 50 million by lump dog's dropping , is worth! Hold self's nose thereupon that a dog's dropping has been eaten up. A has given second 50 million, think about the gloomy 50 million yuan having had no in this way, poorly increasingly , I have to try to find a solution doing it return. In less than how long, meet one lump dog's dropping , A says thereupon: "I eat up this lump dog's dropping , you give me 50 million ". Second has eaten a dog's dropping , uncomfortable , has thinks that I have eaten a dog's dropping , in the stomach, also ask you to taste the flavour eating a dog's dropping. Thereupon, two people has become good friends after brief contact , A has eaten up a dog's dropping, second has returned 50 million to A. Two people goes on and thinks to self , feels queerer , as thinking of more: We two have been what kind of nerve hair is crazy today , one people has eaten one lump dog's dropping ... ... Can't figure out all the time , find thereupon economy educational circles leading authority "Wu experience ". Description , explanation finishing listening to two people Old people Wu: "Increase congratulate two places , you for motherland's GDP having contributed 1 hundred million ". OK?但是不要搞这种无聊事了，好不好？

Answer 2

Once had two economy educational circles scholars go along, the road meets one lump dog's dropping , A says to second: "You eat up this lump dog's dropping , I give you 50 million right away". Second think about , being earned 50 million by lump dog's dropping , is worth! Hold self's nose thereupon that a dog's dropping has been eaten up. A has given second 50 million, think about the gloomy 50 million yuan having had no in this way, poorly increasingly , I have to try to find a solution doing it return. In less than how long, meet one lump dog's dropping , A says thereupon: "I eat up this lump dog's dropping , you give me 50 million ". Second has eaten a dog's dropping , uncomfortable , has thinks that I have eaten a dog's dropping , in the stomach, also ask you to taste the flavour eating a dog's dropping. Thereupon, two people has become good friends after brief contact , A has eaten up a dog's dropping, second has returned 50 million to A. Two people goes on and thinks to self , feels queerer , as thinking of more: We two have been what kind of nerve hair is crazy today , one people has eaten one lump dog's dropping ... ... Can't figure out all the time , find thereupon economy educational circles leading authority "Wu experience ". Description , explanation finishing listening to two people Old people Wu: "Increase congratulate two places , you for motherland's GDP having contributed 1 hundred million ".