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Go Hiking. If you live in Seattle or anywhere else in the beautiful Northwest, you probably hike every other day anyway, because of your depth and soulfulness and interesting facial hair. If you live in Los Angeles, your chances of being a regular hiker are inversely proportional to the size of your SUV. If you live in New York or Boston, your hikes are going to be limited to the pavement. (But what pavement it is!) Regardless, walk everywhere you can. When it's too hot for us in L.A. to climb the mountain to the Getty Museum or climb the mountain to the Griffith Observatory, there are entire days we build around walking to the post office. Mail something! Like your unemployment paperwork! Or a letter to the editor, on paper! Or a post card to your mama! She will love it, and will probably send you $5.

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去徒步旅行吧。如果说你居住在西雅图或者是在美丽的西北部其他的地方，你的洞察力，你那饱满的精神和你全身上下的每一个细胞都会激发你每隔一天就要去徒步旅行一次的欲望， 如果你住在洛杉矶的话，那么你成为一个频繁做徒步旅行的人的比率则会和你越野车的大小成反比.如果说你住在纽约或者是波斯顿的话，那么的你的徒步旅行很有可能是在人行道上进行的 (那可是非常拥挤的人行道呀) 不要去理会这些了，到所有你能走到的地方去吧。当洛杉矶天气太炎热的时候，以至于没有办法徒步爬上山去参观盖蒂博物馆或者是葛瑞菲斯天文台，我们通常会花一整天时间步行去邮局。去邮寄点什么东西吧！比方说是你的失业资料，不然的话就给报社编辑写一封信吧！或者去给你母亲寄一封明信片吧！她一定会很开心的，运气好的话，或许还会给你寄5块钱过来。
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