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感恩： 警察抓了一伙抢金店的盗贼，问：为什么感恩节还要去抢东西啊，盗贼A：我妈咪对我很好，可是我下岗了，没东西感谢妈咪，太对不起妈咪了，只好去抢金店。盗贼B：我妻子天天为家里操持家务，手一天天变粗了，连个金首饰都没有，我觉得太对不起她了，就和他们一起来了。盗贼C：我儿子努力读书，我却没钱送他去读书，我太对不起他了，我也只好跟他们一起来了！ 警察想了想：大哭到：我的小老婆没名没份的天天跟着我，我却没什么值钱的东西送给他，太对不起他了！ 你们把抢来的东西，退一半回去，分一点给我，你们都回去感恩去吧！
那位高手能把这个故事翻译成英文,谢谢

Answer 1

The police caught the thief, A gang rob spelled r-e-g-u-l-a-r ask: why Thanksgiving still will rob thing, rogue A: my mother is good to me, but I was laid-off, nothing to thank mommy, too sorry mommy, have to rob j. Thieves B: my wife with the housework every day for your home, hand day by day, even a coarsen golden jewelry all have no, I feel so sorry for her, and together they came. Thieves C: my son study hard, but I could not afford to send him to study abroad, I too sorry he, I had to tell them together! The police wanted to think: cry to: my little wife didn't name no portion of the everyday follow me, but I have nothing valuable things to give him, too sorry him! You have stolen goods, return half back, points it to me, you are back gratitude!

Answer 2

Police arrested a gang of thieves robbed gold shop and asked: Why have to fight for something Thanksgiving, ah, thieves A: My mom treats me very well, but I laid off, nothing to thank Mommy, I am so sorry mommy but to try to steal the gold shop. Rogue B: My wife housework for the family every day, hand a thicker every day, and even a gold jewelry are not, I feel so sorry for her, and on and they came together. Rogue C: my son to study hard, but I have no money to send him to school, I am so sorry for him, and I had to one up with them! Police thought for a while: crying to: my mistress did not name the day were with me, I did not give him anything of value, so I'm sorry he was! You put the stolen things back half of the back, points a little to me, you all go back to Thanksgiving!