Question

请教把以下英语翻译成中文.谢谢你!

I really have NO IDEA how did you get this.you think you can leave China without legal document?Please tell me your IQ! I said I will not move back to China in the near furure since I have a stable decent job in USA why I quit my job to move back
if my parents are still in good condition.I admit the China has big progress in the past 20 years, but in your profile you did not say you will NOT looking for a friend out of Shanghai, that's why I attempted to make a friend with you based on our requirements. Unfortunately your date requiremnet is very low comparing to other Shanghai girls, that's why I am more caucious on your information and I have to mention it again and again, from the fact, it might be the case what I have suspected.

Answer 1

我真的不知道你怎么想的！ 你认为你可以不走合法程序就离开中国吗？请告诉我的你的智商!
我说我近期不会回中国定居是因为我在美国有一个不错且稳定的工作。如果我父母这里生活的不错 我干嘛要辞职回国呢。我承认中国在过去20年有了长足的进步。但是你在你个简介里没说不想找上海以外的朋友，所以我尝试着想和你做朋友。但我发现你的约会条件比别的上海姑娘低很多，这就是为什么我很好奇并不停的提这件事。现在看来好像我之前的怀疑是对的。

Answer 2

我真不知你哪儿弄来的这个。你以为没有合法文件能出的了国？您IQ几许啊！我说过不会回国，在美国我工作稳定又体面，而且我父母身强体健，我干嘛辞了工作回国？我承认过去20年中国发展得不错，但你档案里也没写说非得找个上海的啊，我这才试着和你交往。遗憾的是你的交友标准和其他上海女孩比起来还真有够低，所以我才更注意你的情况，也反复提了多少遍，不过看起来事实跟我想的一样。