Question

英语求翻译，求高手

T：你认为你们的餐厅干净吗？
W：我认为我们的卫生应该是一流的。
T：那么汤里的头发是怎么回事?
W: 头发吗？那是一种蛋白质。也可以被人体吸收，这是我们免费为您提供的高蛋白食物。
T：我没有开玩笑。汤里有头发是很恶心的，我和我老婆几乎要吐了。
W：那听起来非常糟糕。
T：这是你们的卫生问题，你们必须给我一个合理的解释。
W：您先别生气，我认为这完全不是我们的问题，这也许是你老婆的头发。
T：胡说八道，它是汤上来时就有的，这一定是你们的厨师或者服务员的。你们不解释，我就要拍照取证了。
W：拍照?您太夸张了吧，这只是一件小事，而且又不够合理。假如真的是我们的问题我们会负责的，但它不是。
T：不是吗？你自己看看这根头发的长度和颜色，你认为这是我老婆的吗？
W：好像的确不是。
T：那就是你们的责任，承认吧。

以上为我们这学期英语考试必做的对话，求高手翻译一下，万分感谢T,T

Answer 1

T：你认为你们的餐厅干净吗？
T:Do you think your restaurant is clean?
W：我认为我们的卫生应该是一流的
W:I think our health should be first-class.
T：那么汤里的头发是怎么回事?
T:What's wrong with the hair in the soup?
W: 头发吗？那是一种蛋白质。也可以被人体吸收，这是我们免费为您提供的高蛋白食物。
W:Hair? It is a kind of protein which can be absorbed by human body. This high protein food is free of charge we provide.
T：我没有开玩笑。汤里有头发是很恶心的，我和我老婆几乎要吐了
T:I'm not kidding. The hair in the soup is very sick, my wife and i almost vomit.
W：那听起来非常糟糕。
W:That sounds very terrible.
T：这是你们的卫生问题，你们必须给我一个合理的解释。
T: This is your healthy problem. You have to give me a reasonable explanation.
W：您先别生气，我认为这完全不是我们的问题，这也许是你老婆的头发。
W: Don't be angry first, I think it is not all our faults, perhaps this is your wife's hair.
T：胡说八道，它是汤上来时就有的，这一定是你们的厨师或者服务员的。你们不解释，我就要拍照取证了。
T: Nonsense, it is in the soup at the begining, this must belong to your cook or attendants. You need't explain, I'll take photos as the evidence.
W：拍照?您太夸张了吧，这只是一件小事，而且又不够合理。假如真的是我们的问题我们会负责的，但它不是。
W: To take photos? You are too exaggerated, it is just a small thing, and not reasonable. If it is really our faults, we will take the responsibility, but it is not.
T：不是吗？你自己看看这根头发的长度和颜色，你认为这是我老婆的吗？
T: isn't it? You can see the length and color of this hair , do you think this is my wife's?
W：好像的确不是。
W: It seems not.
T：那就是你们的责任，承认吧
T: That's your responsibility, admit it.

Answer 2

T: Do you think your restaurant is clean?
W:I think our hygiene is of first class
T: So what's the reason that there's a hair in the soup?
W: Do you mean the hair? That's a kind of protein, it could be absorbed by our human body. This is the high protein food that we provide to you for free.
T:I'm not kidding, it's very nausea to see hair in the soup, my wife and I are nearly vomitting.
W: That souds awful
T: That's the health problem of you, you must give me a reasonable explanation.
w: please not be angry at first, I think it's totally non of our business, maybe the hair is your wife's.
T: Nonsense! It appears when it is served, maybe it's your chef's or waitress'. If you don't explain, I'll take a photo of it to preserve as the evidence.
W:Take a photo? You are making a fuss! This is just a piece of cake, and not rational. If this is our problem indeed, we'll be responsible for it, but it's not.
T: Isn't it? Have a look at the length and the colour of the hair, do you think it's my wife's?
W: It seems not actually.
T: That's your responsibility, please admit it.

Answer 3

T: do you think your restaurant clean?
W: I think that our health should be first-class.
T: so soup hair is how to return a responsibility?
W: hair? It is a kind of protein. Also can be absorbed by human body, this is our free for you provide the high protein food.
T: I'm not kidding. The soup has hair is very sick, and I and my wife almost be vomit.
W: that sounds very bad.
T: this is your health problem, you need to give me a reasonable explanation.
W: you not to be angry first, I think this is not our problem, perhaps this is your wife's hair.
T: nonsense, it is a soup up when some, this must be your cook or attendant. You don't explain, I'll photographed forensics.
W: to take photos? You too exaggeration, it was just a small thing, but again not reasonable. If really is our problems we will be responsible for, but it is not.
T: no? You yourself look the length of this hair and colors, do you think this is my wife?
: it seems really isn't.

Answer 4

现在机器翻译的总体还算可以，呵呵，1楼的你翻译的soup hair是烫头的意思吗〉？呵呵。 老外看见能笑翻。

Answer 5

T:Do you think your restaurant clean?
W:I think our health should be first-class.
T:So the soup hair is how to return a responsibility?
W:Hair? It is a kind of protein. Also can be absorbed by human body, this is our free for you provide the high protein food.
T:I'm not kidding. The soup has hair is very sick, and I and my wife almost be vomit.
W:That sounds very bad.
T: This is your health problem, you need to give me a reasonable explanation.
W: You not to be angry first, I think this is not our problem, perhaps this is your wife's hair.
T: Nonsense, it is a soup up when some, this must be your cook or attendant. You don't explain, I'll photographed forensics.
W: To take photos? You too exaggeration, it was just a small thing, but again not reasonable. If really is our problems we will be responsible for, but it is not.
T: No? You yourself look the length of this hair and colors, do you think this is my wife?
W: It seems really isn't.
T: That's your responsibility, admit it.