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哪个告诉能帮我翻译下文，100分就归他

哪个告诉能帮我翻译下文，100分就归他

当我小的时候，只要在假期里，你不会在电视机旁找到我，也不会在书房里的学习桌前找到我，更不会看到我拿着一个扫帚去扫地，因为那个时候，我觉对在某个野地里，小河边，树林里，山岗上，度过我美好的一天。正常情况下，除了目睹父亲和母亲的吵架和看到不及格的试卷，你是不会看到我的悲伤，我总是那么快乐，无忧无虑。但是现在不会了，因为现在已经不再是童年时光了。
我的童年时光，我认为是非常美好的，其中的乐趣是已经成为我永远的记忆。在这里我愿意和你们分享，原你也能从中体会到一些乐趣。
记得有一次，我和我的伙伴去捉小鸟，我们的目的是爬上树，然后将那些还没有会飞的小鸟带会家，当作宠物来养。那天应该是一个晴朗的下午，阳光不是那么的强烈，总之你的心情是非常兴奋，因为你即将拥有一只小鸟，拥有一个特别的宠物。我和我的伙伴，抬起头向树梢上仔细观察，试图找到鸟窝。谁发现鸟窝，那鸟窝里的这个小鸟就属于谁的了。搜寻了一段时间了后，我的同伴们都有了自己的猎物了，唯独我没有，因为我发现的鸟窝都是空的，很倒霉不是嘛！最后我终于又发现了一个鸟窝，这个鸟窝应当是我的希望了。鸟窝在一棵大松树上，这棵大松树的树皮很粗糙。我脱掉鞋子，开始爬树，虽然爬树很艰难，但我的心情很愉快，因为我就要得到我的小鸟了。但爬到树的顶端时候，却看到鸟窝里只有一个鸟蛋，我那时候的心情是先是很生气，然后就是伤心。想爬下树，但是又想就算是鸟蛋，我也要带走一个，因为我不能空手回去，什么也没得到啊。我拿下鸟蛋后，抓在手里，令人更气愤和伤心的是，我的衣服上居然没有口袋。那就是说，我没有一个地方放鸟蛋，我总不能把鸟蛋放回去吧，那样我就一无所获。同伴们建议我把鸟蛋丢下去，但我知道这样鸟蛋就会变成一个碎了的蛋壳，他们的想法真是愚蠢极了。我想了又想，想了很长时间，终于得到一个解决方案，那就是把嘴张大，把鸟蛋放在嘴里。这样我可以方便下树。于是我开始艰难的下树了，你们有爬过树的经历的人都会知道，下树是很艰难的。我小心翼翼的下树，树很高，这一段时间似乎被拉长了，我当然不能莽撞，因为要是一不小心，我就会躺着回家了，或者更可怕一点，就是到另一个世界去了。绝对不能这样，想到这样的结果我就更小心了，一寸一寸的下，但是鸟蛋在我的嘴里，快把我的嘴胀破了，最困扰我的是，我还要小心，以免弄破它。终于离地面还有一两米的高度了，但我已经等不及了，急切的想到地面上来，于是就纵身一跳，跳到了地面上了。但是这一跳，坏事却发生了，当然受伤的不是我，是鸟蛋。在着地的瞬间，我感觉到鸟蛋在我的嘴巴里破裂了，咔的一下，碎成了许多片（这是因为惯性的缘故），与此同时发生的是，由于嘴巴空间的缩小，鸟蛋打破后，瞬间蛋清和蛋黄一下子涌到了喉咙里，然后顺着喉咙自然的下咽了，事情发了几十秒过后，我才回过神来，我意识到，我吃了鸟蛋，关于味道，我实在是说不出了，好像有点咸。无奈，我吐出蛋壳，在同伴们的讥笑声中回家了。
这就是我童年的一个小故事，当然还有其他精彩的故事，比如偷西瓜渡河差点淹死，在河中漂流到一个陌生的地方结果找不到回家的路等等，如果你愿意听，我也乐意讲。
这是我自己的真实的故事，外教要我演讲，我用机器在线翻译了一下，不好，太拗口..机器的翻译，我不要, you won't find near a TV set 这样的句子，什么玩意啊
还有这样的andwill not learn in the library to find my table, but will not see me holding a broom to sweep the floor，这都是神马啊！

各位英语高手大侠圣人，请认真点，要是好的话，125分直接全都给你
大虾就看你的啦，三天内搞定吧
leiel5侍童 二级 大虾，你go on
好的话，分全给你，第二段难一点，忠实于原文就可以了，引文这个演讲是面对孩子的

Answer 1

请等一等。。我需要好好写一下 希望能在我写完后 再决定 给不给分。。
When I was little, you wouldn’t find me in front of TV during the holidays. Unlike other kids, I wouldn’t be writing my homework or doing some house work, I would spend my precious time in the little forest or beside the river. At that time, I would always be happy and contempt with everything, even after hearing a fight of my parents or getting a failed test. However, now, nothing is the same, because i've already passed my childhood.
I had a very happy childhood. Some memories from that time have already lived long in my heart. I am delighted to share those with you, and hope that you will find some happiness too.
I remember once, me and my best friends went to catch little birds. Our goal was to climb up the big trees and bring those just born birds home as pets. It was a sunny afternoon. The sun light was not that strong. We were very excited because we were finally going to have a special little pet. We searched carefully through the tree tops, trying to find a bird nest. We had an agreement; the little birds belong to whoever found it first. After a while, all my friends found their own special birds except me, because all the nests I‘ve found were empty. That was unlucky. After another while, I finally found a nest. This time, I put all my hopes in it. The nest was set on a big tall pine tree. This pine tree’s bark was very rough. So, I took off my shoes, and started to climb. Climbing a big tree was obviously difficult for such a small child, but I was excited, because I finally will get my own little bird. When I reached the bird nest at the top of the tree, I saw only one egg in that nest. At first, I was angry and then the angriness turned into sadness. I had a dilemma between taking that only egg from the nest or return with nothing in my hand. But I can’t leave without anything! And then, I found out even if I took the egg I had no where to put it, because I didn’t have any pocket on my cloth. My friends suggested throwing the egg down and then climbing down the tree myself, but I know if I throw the egg down the tree It would break. I thought about it for a long time, finally a solution popped into my mind. I could put the egg inside my mouth, this way; I could climb down the tree easily. Anyone with a climbing experience would know that climbing down is very difficult whether it is climbing down a mountain or just a tree. However, in my case, I was climbing down a bit tall pine tree. The time seemed stretched longer than ever, I could not be rough, I had to be very careful, and otherwise, one tiny mistake could cost my life. What made it more difficult was that there was an egg in my mouth; I had to be more careful in case i broke it accidently. When I was almost at the ground, I jumped because I can’t wait any longer. When my feet touch the ground, the pressure caused my jaws to close up, that way, the egg broke in my mouth, without noticing it at first, I swallowed all the egg white and the yolk, leaving egg shell inside my mouth. Only after another a minute or so, I realized that I ate the egg. I don’t remember much about the taste of the egg. I cannot help but spit out all the egg shells, and went home in my friend’s laughter.
This was only one of the stories from my childhood. Of course, there are more interesting stories, like the time when I almost drowned trying to get a watermelon across the river, and when I float to a strange place and couldn’t find the way home. If you want to hear more, I will always be happy to tell you all the wonders from my childhood..

Answer 2

When I is small, so long as in the vacation, you will not find me nearby the television, also will not find me before the studio study table, will not see I took a broom to sweep the floor, because of that time, I thought that to some wilderness, nearby the creek, in the woods, on the hump, passed my happy one day. In the normal condition, except witnessed that the father and mother's quarrelling and saw does not pass an examination the examination paper, you will not see my sadness, I so will be always joyful, carefree. But the present could not, because now already no longer was the childhood time.
my childhood time, I thought that is very happy, in which pleasure already became my forever memory. Is willing to share in here me with you, you can also realize some pleasure originally.
One time, I and my partner seizes the bird, our goal climbs up the tree, then did not have these the bird belt which will fly to meet the family, will treat as the pet to raise. That day should be one sunny afternoon, the sunlight is not such intensity, in brief your mood is very excited, because you soon have a bird, has a special pet. I and my partner, gains ground to the treetop on the careful observation, attempted to find the bird nest. Who discovers the bird nest, whose in did that bird nest's this bird belong. After searching for period of time, my companions had their game, is only I not to have, because I discovered the bird nest is spatial, very bad luck not! Finally I had finally discovered a bird nest, this bird nest must be my hope. The bird nest on a big pine tree, this big pine tree's bark is very rough I take off the shoe, starts to crawl the tree, although crawls the tree to be very difficult, but my mood is very happy, because I must obtain my bird. But crawls to when tree's peak, actually sees in the bird nest only then a bird's egg, my mood at that time is first is angry very much, is sad. Wants to climb down the tree, but wants to be the bird's egg, I must carry off one, because I cannot empty-handed go back, anything has not obtained. After I take the bird's egg, grasps in the hand, those who make the human to be more indignant and to be sad, on my clothes does not have the pocket unexpectedly. That i.e., I do not have a place to put the bird's egg, I cannot return the bird's egg, such I have achieved nothing. The companions suggested that I throw down the bird's egg, but I knew that such bird's egg will turn has broken to pieces the egg shell, their idea was really stupid extremely I had thought thought that had thought the very long time, obtains a solution finally, that is the mouth opening, places between lips the bird's egg. Under like this I may facilitate set up. Therefore I started the difficult under tree, you had climb over tree's experience person to be able to know, got down the tree is very difficult. My under cautiously sets up, the tree is very high, this period of time have been elongated as if, I cannot certainly be rash, if because incautiously, I will lie down was going home, or a more fearful spot, was goes to another worldCannot like this, think absolutely such result I have been careful, inch inch, but the bird's egg in mine between lips, has broken quickly mine mouth bulge, most puzzles me is, I must be careful, in order to avoid makes breaks it. Left the ground also to have 1-2 meters finally highly, but I already waited, anxious thought of the ground to come up, therefore jumped up, jumps in the ground. But this jumps, the misdemeanor has actually occurred, certainly is injured is not I, is the bird's egg In instantance which is well-grounded, I felt the bird's egg burst in mine mouth, carbazole, has become many pieces (this is broken because of inertia reason), what at the same time occurs, as a result of the mouth space's reduction, after the bird's egg breaks, the instantaneous egg white and the egg-yolk all of a sudden well up in the throat, was being suitable the throat natural lower pharynx, the matter has sent several dozens seconds from now on, I have only then gotten back one's composure, I realized, I have eaten the bird's egg, about the flavor, I could not say really, was probably a little salty. But, I put out the egg shell, went home in companions' ridicule sound.
This is my childhood small story, certainly also has other splendid stories, for instance steals the watermelon to ford is almost drown to death, wanders road which in the river and so on, could not find to a strange place result goes home if you were willing to listen, I was also glad to say.

Answer 3

当我小的时候，只要在假期里，你不会在电视机旁找到我，也不会在书房里的学习桌前找到我，更不会看到我拿着一个扫帚去扫地，因为那个时候，我觉对在某个野地里，小河边，树林里，山岗上，度过我美好的一天。正常情况下，除了目睹父亲和母亲的吵架和看到不及格的试卷，你是不会看到我的悲伤，我总是那么快乐，无忧无虑。但是现在不会了，因为现在已经不再是童年时光了。
我的童年时光，我认为是非常美好的，其中的乐趣是已经成为我永远的记忆。在这里我愿意和你们分享，原你也能从中体会到一些乐趣。
记得有一次，我和我的伙伴去捉小鸟，我们的目的是爬上树，然后将那些还没有会飞的小鸟带会家，当作宠物来养。那天应该是一个晴朗的下午，阳光不是那么的强烈，总之你的心情是非常兴奋，因为你即将拥有一只小鸟，拥有一个特别的宠物。我和我的伙伴，抬起头向树梢上仔细观察，试图找到鸟窝。谁发现鸟窝，那鸟窝里的这个小鸟就属于谁的了。搜寻了一段时间了后，我的同伴们都有了自己的猎物了，唯独我没有，因为我发现的鸟窝都是空的，很倒霉不是嘛！最后我终于又发现了一个鸟窝，这个鸟窝应当是我的希望了。鸟窝在一棵大松树上，这棵大松树的树皮很粗糙。我脱掉鞋子，开始爬树，虽然爬树很艰难，但我的心情很愉快，因为我就要得到我的小鸟了。但爬到树的顶端时候，却看到鸟窝里只有一个鸟蛋，我那时候的心情是先是很生气，然后就是伤心。想爬下树，但是又想就算是鸟蛋，我也要带走一个，因为我不能空手回去，什么也没得到啊。我拿下鸟蛋后，抓在手里，令人更气愤和伤心的是，我的衣服上居然没有口袋。那就是说，我没有一个地方放鸟蛋，我总不能把鸟蛋放回去吧，那样我就一无所获。同伴们建议我把鸟蛋丢下去，但我知道这样鸟蛋就会变成一个碎了的蛋壳，他们的想法真是愚蠢极了。我想了又想，想了很长时间，终于得到一个解决方案，那就是把嘴张大，把鸟蛋放在嘴里。这样我可以方便下树。于是我开始艰难的下树了，你们有爬过树的经历的人都会知道，下树是很艰难的。我小心翼翼的下树，树很高，这一段时间似乎被拉长了，我当然不能莽撞，因为要是一不小心，我就会躺着回家了，或者更可怕一点，就是到另一个世界去了。绝对不能这样，想到这样的结果我就更小心了，一寸一寸的下，但是鸟蛋在我的嘴里，快把我的嘴胀破了，最困扰我的是，我还要小心，以免弄破它。终于离地面还有一两米的高度了，但我已经等不及了，急切的想到地面上来，于是就纵身一跳，跳到了地面上了。但是这一跳，坏事却发生了，当然受伤的不是我，是鸟蛋。在着地的瞬间，我感觉到鸟蛋在我的嘴巴里破裂了，咔的一下，碎成了许多片（这是因为惯性的缘故），与此同时发生的是，由于嘴巴空间的缩小，鸟蛋打破后，瞬间蛋清和蛋黄一下子涌到了喉咙里，然后顺着喉咙自然的下咽了，事情发了几十秒过后，我才回过神来，我意识到，我吃了鸟蛋，关于味道，我实在是说不出了，好像有点咸。无奈，我吐出蛋壳，在同伴们的讥笑声中回家了。
这就是我童年的一个小故事，当然还有其他精彩的故事，比如偷西瓜渡河差点淹死，在河中漂流到一个陌生的地方结果找不到回家的路等等，如果你愿意听，我也乐意讲。

Answer 4

When I was little, if during the holiday, you won't find near a TV set, I do not in the study of learning table find me, can't even see I was holding a broom to sweep the floor, because at that time, I felt in a field of the brook, woods, hill, spend my beautiful day. Under normal circumstances, in addition to see his father and his mother the quarrels and see failing exam papers, you're not going to see my sadness, I always so happy and carefree. But not anymore, because now it is no longer my childhood.
My childhood, I think is very good, it is has become my eternal memory. Here I would like to share with you, the original you can also recognize some fun.
Remember once, I and my partner to catch the bird, our objective is to climb up a tree, then those who haven't flying bird take will be home, as a pet to raise. That should be a sunny afternoon, sunshine is not so strong, anyhow your mood is very exciting, because you will have a bird, a special pets. I and my partners, raise head to the treetops careful observation, trying to find a nest. Who discovered its nest, that in the nest of the bird will belong to a person. Searching for a long time, my companions have prey for, only I didn't, because I found the bird's nest is empty, very unlucky not! Finally I and found a nest nest, this should is my hope. A nest in a huge pine, this huge pine bark rough. I take off my shoes, starts to climb trees, although difficult, but I feel very happy, because I'll get my bird. But climb to the top of the tree, but saw only one in the nest egg, I at that time mood is very angry, then it's first sad. Want to climb the tree, but they also want to even eggs, I'd like to take a, because I can't away empty-handed, didn't get anything ah. I scored eggs, grasp the in hand inside, it is more anger and sadness is that on my clothes incredibly without pockets. That is to say, I don't have a place to put eggs, I will not put go back, egg and then I got nothing. Companions suggested I threw it on the egg, but I know that this egg will become a broken eggshell, their ideas stupid and fantastic. I thought again, want to for a long time, finally get a solution that open your mouth wide, egg in your mouth. So I can conveniently under the tree. Hence my beginning tough tree, you have climbed a tree of the person of experience will know that, under the tree is very difficult. I carefully tree, the tree is very high, this time seems to be spun, I certainly can't recklessly, because if carelessly, I will lay home, or more terrible point is go to another world. Absolutely cannot do this, I will think of such result more caution, inch by the next, but eggs in my mouth, quick put my mouth burst, the most troubling me is that I will be careful, lest break it. Finally leave the ground there are one or two meters high, but I can't wait, rush to ground up, then jumps jump, jumped to the ground. But the jump, the bad thing happens instead, of course, the injured not me, is bird eggs. In the touchdown moments, I feel eggs in my mouth is broken, coughed once, broken into many pieces (because the inertial sake), meanwhile happened is that because mouth reduce of space, birds' eggs break hind, the instant egg white and egg yolk suddenly poured into the throat and down throat natural hypopharyngeal, it made dozens of seconds later, I didn't come to his senses, I realized that I ate eggs, about taste, I really could not say, a bit like salty. Helpless, I spit eggshell, companions scorn in the clatter of home.
This is my childhood a little story, there are certainly other wonderful story, like stealing watermelon crossing the river, almost drowned in the river rafting to an unfamiliar place results can not find the way home etc., if you are willing to listen to, I will be happy to speak.

好长的翻译，难道是英语口语考试？

Answer 5

When I was little, if during the holiday, you won't find near a TV set, I do not in the study of learning table find me, can't even see I was holding a broom to sweep the floor, because at that time, I felt in a field of the brook, woods, hill, spend my beautiful day. Under normal circumstances, in addition to see his father and his mother the quarrels and see failing exam papers, you're not going to see my sadness, I always so happy and carefree. But not anymore, because now it is no longer my childhood.
My childhood, I think is very good, it is has become my eternal memory. Here I would like to share with you, the original you can also recognize some fun.
Remember once, I and my partner to catch the bird, our objective is to climb up a tree, then those who haven't flying bird take will be home, as a pet to raise. That should be a sunny afternoon, sunshine is not so strong, anyhow your mood is very exciting, because you will have a bird, a special pets. I and my partners, raise head to the treetops careful observation, trying to find a nest. Who discovered its nest, that in the nest of the bird will belong to a person. Searching for a long time, my companions have prey for, only I didn't, because I found the bird's nest is empty, very unlucky not! Finally I and found a nest nest, this should is my hope. A nest in a huge pine, this huge pine bark rough. I take off my shoes, starts to climb trees, although difficult, but I feel very happy, because I'll get my bird. But climb to the top of the tree, but saw only one in the nest egg, I at that time mood is very angry, then it's first sad. Want to climb the tree, but they also want to even eggs, I'd like to take a, because I can't away empty-handed, didn't get anything ah. I scored eggs, grasp the in hand inside, it is more anger and sadness is that on my clothes incredibly without pockets. That is to say, I don't have a place to put eggs, I will not put go back, egg and then I got nothing. Companions suggested I threw it on the egg, but I know that this egg will become a broken eggshell, their ideas stupid and fantastic. I thought again, want to for a long time, finally get a solution that open your mouth wide, egg in your mouth.
So I can conveniently under the tree. Hence my beginning tough tree, you have climbed a tree of the person of experience will know that, under the tree is very difficult. I carefully tree, the tree is very high, this time seems to be spun, I certainly can't recklessly, because if carelessly, I will lay home, or more terrible point is go to another world. Absolutely cannot do this, I will think of such result more caution, inch by the next, but eggs in my mouth, quick put my mouth burst, the most troubling me is that I will be careful, lest break it. Finally leave the ground there are one or two meters high, but I can't wait, rush to ground up, then jumps jump, jumped to the ground. But the jump, the bad thing happens instead, of course, the injured not me, is bird eggs. In the touchdown moments, I feel eggs in my mouth is broken, coughed once, broken into many pieces (because the inertial sake), meanwhile happened is that because mouth reduce of space, birds' eggs break hind, the instant egg white and egg yolk suddenly poured into the throat and down throat natural hypopharyngeal, it made dozens of seconds later, I didn't come to his senses, I realized that I ate eggs, about taste, I really could not say, a bit like salty. Helpless, I spit eggshell, companions scorn in the clatter of home.
This is my childhood a little story, there are certainly other wonderful story, like stealing watermelon crossing the river, almost drowned in the river rafting to an unfamiliar place results can not find the way home etc., if you are willing to listen to, I will be happy to speak.