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1. Imagine reading that your husband or brother who has been held in a prison for years is finally going to be released. You make the long journey to the prison and stand outside the prison gates, waiting desperately for the moment you'll be reunited with your loved one, only to hear... “April Fools! No one's being released! ” This experience happened to sixty people in April 2000 who read in the Opinia newspaper that their loved ones were going to be released from the Baia Mare prison in Romania. They made the long journey to the prison, only to learn that the paper had played an April Fool's joke on them. The Opinia later published an apology。
2. On April 1, 2003, as thousands of American-led coalition troops stormed across Iraq, the Iraqi ambassador to Russia, Abbas Khalaf Kunfuth, held a press conference in Moscow. Many were expecting him to announce that Iraq conceded defeat. Instead Kunfuth chose this moment to hold a gag press conference. Holding up a piece of paper that he identified as a news flash from Reuters, he read aloud from it: "The Americans have accidentally fired a nuclear missile into British forces, killing seven." Immediately the room full of reporters went silent with shock. Then Kunfuth grinned and shouted 'April Fools!' Only a few days after this unexpected moment of levity, the Iraqi government completely collapsed。

Answer 1

1。想象看那你的丈夫或者哥哥是坐了几年牢里举行最终将被释放。你犯了漫长的旅程,到监狱的,站在监狱门上,拼命想现在你会再次与你所爱的人,只听…”愚人节快乐!没有人被发布!“这经验发生在2000年4月,共有60人在Opinia阅读报纸,他们死去的亲人就要中释放出来的Baia母马监狱在罗马尼亚的照片。他们使长途旅行到监狱的,结果发现本文产生过愚人节玩笑。这Opinia以后要出版道歉。
2。2003年4月1日,成千上万名美国领导的联军部队在伊拉克了,伊拉克大使到俄罗斯,阿巴斯,Kunfuth复元在莫斯科举行了一场新闻发布会。许多人以为他宣布伊拉克承认失败。这一刻Kunfuth选择而不是举办一个恶作剧的新闻发布会上说。手里拿着一张纸上,他被认定为新闻电讯来自路透社从,他大声朗读:“美国人误发了一枚核弹,打死了7向英军。”立刻一片寂静满屋子的记者感到震惊。然后Kunfuth微笑着冲大喊:“四月的傻瓜!”仅几天之前因这意外的时刻,伊拉克政府完全坍塌。

Answer 2

1 试想你的丈夫或者兄弟蹲了很多年的班房，终于要被释放了。你长途跋涉去监狱门口等候，焦急的等待着与你的爱人再次团圆，却只听到“四月一日愚人节! 没有人被释放！”这样的悲剧让6个人在2000年的四月一日赶上了，他们从Opinia地方新闻听说了他们的爱人将从罗马尼亚的Baia市立监狱被释放的消息。于是他们不远万里奔赴那里，却得悉那只不过报纸因为愚人节那天而开的玩笑。Opinia的报社后来发表了道歉声明。