Question

请问有没有几个新颖点的英语小笑话呢？最好简短些。

请问有没有几个新颖点的英语小笑话呢？最好简短些。开学要用的，拜托拜托。

Answer 1

The poor husband可怜的丈夫

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

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可以给我下翻译吗？

Answer 2

A primary school teacher was introducing to her students that she was a Republican and proud of her, and that it was wonderful to have a Republican as president. At last, she asked the whole class, "well, please raise your hands to support George W. Bush." The whole class raised their hands. There was only one little girl. Asked in surprise why she didn't raise her hand, the little girl answered, "Oh, because I'm a Democrat and I'm proud of it." The teacher was very surprised: "my God, how did you choose the Democratic Party to tell me why?" "My father is a Democrat and my mother is a Democrat, so I am, too," said the little girl. The teacher looked angry, and she said, "It doesn't mean anything. You don't have to follow your parents'political views. Well, if your father is a criminal and your mother is a criminal, what will happen to you? " The little girl laughed, "then I will be a Republican."

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加个翻译好吗好的