Question

请将下列话翻译成英文（尽量口语化些）

现在部门领导快把我当成快递员了，一有文件就叫我送总部，私事也叫我跑腿，我他妈算什么？学都没什么时间去学，能歇歇就不错了，还说有个男孩子不错，我他妈来就是为你们服务的是吧！草！我快受够了！

Answer 1

Now department leaders get me as the express, a file called I send headquarters, personal also call my errands, I his mama? Learn all much time to learn, can take a good, also said a boy is good, I fuck his mama to be at your service is! Fuck! I quickly enough!

Answer 2

Now department heads are making me as a courier, and one I send a document called the headquarters of a private matter also told me to run errands, I am his mother count?Studies have little time to learn, to rest on the good, says there is a good boy, I'm his mother to the service is right for you!Grass!I soon had enough!