Question

求英语对话笑话 要两人 3-5分钟的

Answer 1

There
was
a
hound
dog
laying
in
the
yard.
An
old
man
in
overalls
was
sitting
on
the
porch.
有一只猎犬躺在院子里。一个穿着制服的老人坐在旁边的摇椅上。
"Excuse
me,
sir,
but
does
your
dog
bite?"
the
tourist
asked.
一会一个开着车过来,看见了猎犬，就问:"对不起，老先生，您的狗咬人么?"
The
old
man
replied,
"Nope."
老先生斩钉截铁的说:“不”
So
the
tourist
stepped
out
of
his
car.
The
dog
ran
over
snarling
and
growling
and
bit
him
on
his
arms
and
legs.
As
the
dog
was
dragging
him
away
the
tourist
was
flailing
around
in
the
dust
and
yelled,
"I
thought
you
said
your
dog
didn't
bite!"
那人便下了车。只见这猎犬疯也似的朝他扑过来，朝着他的腿和胳膊就咬将起来。慌乱与愤怒之中，游客朝老头喊道:“你不是说你的狗不咬人么?”
The
old
man
replied,
"Ain't
my
dog."
老头说:“这个不是我的狗”