Question

请帮我翻译一下这段英文

did you sneeze?
yes,I rid myself of the imposter inside me.
did you iron your shirt?
yes,I used the steam of mother's hate.
did you wash your hands?
yes,I learned my hygiene from a raccoon.
I prayed on my knees,and my knees anwsered with pain.
I gargled,I polished my shoes until I saw who I was.
I inflated my resume by employing my middle names.
I walked to my interview,early.
The sun like a ring on an electric stove.
I patted my hair when I entered the wind of a revolving door.
The guard said,For a guy like you,it's the 19th floor.
The economy was up.Flags whipped in every city plaza in America.
This I saw for myself as I rode the elevator.
Empty because everyoone had a job but me.
Did you clean your ears?
Yes,I heared my fate in the drinking fountain's idiotic drivel.
Did you slice a banana into your daily mush?
I added a pinch of salt,two raisins to sweeten my breath.
Did you remember your pen?
I remember my fingers when the elevator opened.
I shook hands that dripped like a dirty sea.
I found a chair and desk.My name tag said my name.
Through the glass ceiling,I saw the heaby rumps of CEOs.
Outside my window,the sun was a burning stove.
All of us pushing papers
To keep ti going.

Answer 1

你打喷嚏了？是的，我把我我身体里的骗子赶走了。
你熨你的衬衫了吗？是的，我用的妈妈的蒸汽熨斗。（hate这个单词可能你弄错了）
你洗手了吗？是的，我从浣熊那里学会了讲卫生。
我为我的膝盖祈祷，而它却报以疼痛。
我洗刷我的鞋子，直到能从鞋面上看到自己。
我用我的显著特点来提升我的简历的价值。
我早早的步行去参加我的面试。
太阳就像放在电炉上的一个圆环。
当我走进转门的时候，我轻轻的拍了拍我的头发。
警卫说，这是19世纪的地板，非常适合你这样的伙计。
经济增长。旗子在美国各个城市市场飘扬。
这是我乘电梯是看到的。
我感到失因为除我之外每个人都有工作。
你洗你的耳朵了吗？
我从自动饮水机听到了我的命运。
你切个香蕉放你的玉米粥里了吗？
我加了一捏盐，两把葡萄干是我的气息变香。
你还记得你的钢笔吗？
当电梯门开的时候，我想起了我的手指。
我握着一双像滴着脏海水滴的手。
我发现了一把椅子和一张书桌。
我姓名的标签表明了我的名字。
透过玻璃天花板，我看到了首席执行官臀部。（heaby 这个你写错了）
在我的窗外，太阳像个大火炉。
我们所有的人都推着文件（或者是资料）前进。

终于翻完了，我觉得有些句子都是无法理解的 你可能也抄错了一些 翻得不好 请指教