Question

高手帮忙翻译下，我觉得我自己翻译得不准确，谢谢！

"Cash,check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse."Do you always carry your Tv remote?"I asked.
"No." she replied."But my husband refused to come shopping with me,so i figured this most evil thing i could do to him."

Answer 1

"Cash,check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse."Do you always carry your Tv remote?"I asked.

当我整理好那位女士要买的东西后，我问她，“请问您是用现金还是支票或是记帐？”当她手忙脚乱地在钱包里找钱付账的时候，我发现她的钱包里有一个电视遥控器。我问她：“你总是带着电视遥控器在你身上的么？”

"No." she replied."But my husband refused to come shopping with me,so i figured this most evil thing i could do to him."

“当然不是”，她回答道，“但是我的丈夫不愿意跟我一起去逛街，所以我就对他做了如此残忍的事情了。”

纯手工翻译~望满意~

Answer 2

OMG that's not evil that's pathetic! I hope this is not a joke,it makes me wanna cry

追问

SORRY！这就是一个笑话，谢谢你

Answer 3

“现金，支票还是信用卡？”帮那个女人把要买的物品打包后我问。当她掏钱包时，我注意到她的包里有一个电视机遥控器。“你总是带着你的电视机遥控器？”我问。
“不”她答道。“但我的丈夫不肯跟我来购物，所以我想出了这个对付他的最邪恶的办法。”。.