Question

英语翻译！！！快

笑话The hungry panda

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.

"What does it say?" asks a confused onlooker.

The boss reads: "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

它的笑点是哪里

Answer 1

The hungry panda
饥饿的熊猫
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
一个熊猫走进饭店，坐下来点了一个三明治。
He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
他吃了三明治，然后掏出枪，把服务员打死了。
As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
就在熊猫站起来要离开的时候，经理喊道：“喂，你要去哪里？你刚打死了我的服务员，而且你还没有付三明治的钱”
The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
熊猫朝经理喊道：“喂，伙计，我是熊猫（PANDA），查一下~~！”
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.
然后，经理就打开词典，去查“panda”这个单词。
"What does it say?" asks a confused onlooker.
“怎么说的？”一个疑惑的旁观者问
The boss reads: "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
老板读到：“Panda：亚洲起源的住在树上的有袋类动物，有明显的黑白两色。吃嫩枝和树叶”
笑点是：shoots 有两个意思：开枪，射击，射杀；嫩枝
leaves：离开的意思，同时还是树叶leaf的复数
字典上说的是：熊猫吃嫩枝和树叶
故事中，熊猫就吃了三明治，开枪，然后离开。

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好笑嘛？

追答

可能就是由于一词多意引起的歧义，咱们看来不是很好笑，因为翻译过来了，要是本族语者可能会觉得好笑。

Answer 2

饥饿的熊猫

Answer 3

最后一句话，eats shoots and leaves
原意是吃嫩枝和树叶
但是你把这三个词分开理解就是， eats 吃 shoot 开枪的意思 leave 就是离开 意思熊猫就是应该吃，然后开枪，然后离开

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这个笑话好笑吗

追答

好冷啊，是个冷笑话吧