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三年后.男人回国了，在这里，他有一个长期通信的“女朋友”…信中女人答应他，回国就可以见面！男人非常期待！
女人最后写信告诉他：在中心广场的咖啡店前不见不散，给他送花的就是自己！
男人“终于回国了，不知道我心爱的她是什么样子呢？长相.身材怎么样呢？”（YY中）
女人：“就是他吗？好帅，就是不知道人品怎么样”让我试试他吧…女人想到！
女人：“老奶奶（卖花的），可以请你帮个忙吗？”
老奶奶：“如果你决定买花的话……”
女人：“如果你肯帮我…我会考虑全部买下来”
老奶奶：“OK，成交”
女人：“你去那边的那个军人那里给他一束鲜花…然后说你就是心中的女人！如果他肯请你吃饭.你就告诉他是我让你送的花，并让男人买下你的全部的花…如果他不请你吃饭…就算了吧，我买”
老奶奶：“行，为了我的花，这就去”
老奶奶：“你好，这是给你的花…你…能请你吃饭吗？”
男人慢慢转头…灿烂的笑容渐渐凝固…虽然有点失望，但是仍然很礼貌的说：“非常荣幸”！
虽然，男人转身邀请老奶奶去餐厅，但是…老奶奶却没有跟上去！而是对他说：“是那位小姐请我来的…而且…现在你可以买我的花了”男人的目光渐渐飘向远处：“哇…美女啊…老奶奶，你的花我全卖了”
男人买下了老奶奶全部的花，并且向女人慢慢走去：“不置可否赏脸吃个饭”
女人“我愿意”
男人“不知可否交个男女朋友”
女人“非常愿意”
男人“不知可否赏脸去领个结婚证”
女人“你有房吗？”
男人“没有”
女人“你有车吗？”
男人“没有”
女人“什么都没有还敢结婚？”
男人…“美国刚往日本放了两个原子弹，海水全部污染了……我……除了盐什么都没有”
女人“老公”

Answer 1

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三年后.男人回国了，在这里，他有一个长期通信的“女朋友”…信中女人答应他，回国就可以见面！男人非常期待！
Three years later, the man returned to his country, where he had a panpal girlfriend for a long time. When he came back, he would meet her.
女人最后写信告诉他：在中心广场的咖啡店前不见不散，给他送花的就是自己！
In her last letter, the woman said: " The cafe in Central Square, be there or be square. The woman who presents you with flowers will be me!"
男人“终于回国了，不知道我心爱的她是什么样子呢？长相.身材怎么样呢？”（YY中）
The man finally got back. " I wonder how she would look like? What about her face or figure.."
(Fantasyng)
女人：“就是他吗？好帅，就是不知道人品怎么样”让我试试他吧…女人想到！
Woman: "Is that him? How handsome! But is he a good man?" Let me try. Woman thought.
女人：“老奶奶（卖花的），可以请你帮个忙吗？”
Woman: "Dear Nana(florist), would you do me a favor pls?
老奶奶：“如果你决定买花的话……”
Old lady: "only if you buy my flowers...."
女人：“如果你肯帮我…我会考虑全部买下来”
Woman: " If you do, I'd perhaps buy all of them."
老奶奶：“OK，成交”
OL: "OK, deal."
女人：“你去那边的那个军人那里给他一束鲜花…然后说你就是心中的女人！如果他肯请你吃饭.你就告诉他是我让你送的花，并让男人买下你的全部的花…如果他不请你吃饭…就算了吧，我买”
Woman: "Would you pls go to the soldier over there with a bunch of flower. You say that you are the woman in his heart! If he decides to treat you dinner, you may tell him that I sent you, and have the man buy all your flowers....But if he doesn't ask you for dinner, then alright, I'll buy your flowers."
老奶奶：“行，为了我的花，这就去”
OL: "Well, for my flowers, I do."
老奶奶：“你好，这是给你的花…你…能请你吃饭吗？”
OL: "Hello!, the flowers are for you! ...You...could have dinner will me?"
男人慢慢转头…灿烂的笑容渐渐凝固…虽然有点失望，但是仍然很礼貌的说：“非常荣幸”！
The man turned around slowly. His smile froze when...But although a bit dissapointed, he said politely: "My pleasure."
虽然，男人转身邀请老奶奶去餐厅，但是…老奶奶却没有跟上去！而是对他说：“是那位小姐请我来的…而且…现在你可以买我的花了”男人的目光渐渐飘向远处：“哇…美女啊…老奶奶，你的花我全卖了”
Although the man asked, the old lady didn't follow he to the restaurant. Instead, she told him that it was the lady asked me to do so. And "now you can buy all my flowers. The man looked afar:" What a beautiful girl! Oh Nana, I'll buy your flowers."
男人买下了老奶奶全部的花，并且向女人慢慢走去：“不置可否赏脸吃个饭”
The man purchased all the flowers from the old lady. and made his way to the girl. "Would you mind having dinner with me?"
女人“我愿意”
Woman: "I won't."
男人“不知可否交个男女朋友”
Man: "Would you mind being my girlfriend?"
女人“非常愿意”
Woman: "with pleasure!"
男人“不知可否赏脸去领个结婚证”
"Would you mind obtaining a marriage certificate with me?"
女人“你有房吗？”
Woman: "Do you have a house?"
男人“没有”
Man: " No, I don't."
女人“你有车吗？”
Woman: "Do you have a car?"
男人“没有”
Man: "No, I don't."
女人“什么都没有还敢结婚？”
Woman: "You dare to marry me when you have nothing?"
男人…“美国刚往日本放了两个原子弹，海水全部污染了……我……除了盐什么都没有”
Man："... The Americans had just dropped two A-bombs, and pulluted all the sea water. I have nothing but salt.”
女人“老公”
Woman: " My husband!"

Answer 2

Three yeras later, the man went home from abroard.He has a "girlfriend" here who keeps corresponding with him. The woman promised to him that she would meet him as soon as he comes back. The man looked forward to meeting her very much.
The woman wrote to him later: they will meet in the coffee house in the central place. She is the one who sends flowers to him.
Finally, the man came back. He was wondering that what his sweetheart looks like.
The woman has seen him. She is thingking: he is so hansome, but how his character is; let me have a look.
the woman says to an old woman who is selling flowers:" Dear granny, could you give me a hand?"
"only if you buy my flowers", the old woman says.

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