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麻烦英语帝给我做下翻译，不要用在线翻译词典，那样我自己也会，句式最好简单点，语法错误尽量少

如果我写的汉语很繁琐，你也可以自行简化，大体意思在就可
翻译内容：
在荒岛上该做些什么，那是一个令人兴奋的问题。
首先我要了解整个岛屿的地形，并且找到两种最重要的东西，水和火。水是用来维持我的生命，火的用处就更多了。在寻找它们的过程中我可以尽情的唱歌跳舞，享受这个过程，因为这里没有其他人。找到火之后，要保存住，在白天我可以用它来烤鱼吃，在晚上我可以用火来保护自己免受动物的攻击，只是保护自己，不会去伤害任何动物，因为我们是好朋友。
几天之后，我必须想办法离开这里。很多方法可供选择。用贝壳摆成SOS，到了晚上，千万不要睡觉，等着外星人救我离开这危险的地球。我还可以把自己的手划破，放到海水里，把鲨鱼吸引过来并且骑在它背上离开这里。如果这两种办法都没成功，我只好收集些木头，制成小竹筏离开这里。

Answer 1

What to do on a desert island, it is an exciting question.
First of all I want to know the topography of the island and find the two most important things, water and fire. Water is used to maintain my life, the usefulness of the fire even more. The process of looking for them, I can enjoy the singing and dancing, enjoy the process, because there are no other people.Find the fire, to save lives during the day I can use it to fish to eat, at night I can use fire to protect themselves from animal attacks, but to protect themselves, not to hurt any animals, because we are good friends .
A few days later, I must find a way out of here. Many methods to choose from. Placed with the shells into the SOS, in the evening, do not sleep, waiting for aliens to save me out of this dangerous planet. I can cut his own hand, into the sea water to attract sharks come and ride on its back out of here.If these two approaches did not succeed, I had to collect some wood and made a small raft out of here.
大哥，你的语言确实有点繁琐，我简化了一下给你做了翻译，希望对你有用。

Answer 2

It is a exciting question that what do you do at a desert island.
First of all, I would like to be familiar to the field of the island and look for the two most things: water and fire. Water can keep me alive and fire would be more useful for me.Without people I can enjoy myself during looking for these things with singing and dancing myself. I can bake the fish at daytime andprotect me from attacking by animals at night. Of course, I wouldn't hurt any animals , because we are friends.
I have to escape the island after several days. There are plenty of ways to choose. Put the shape of SOS by shells and I am waitng aliens taking me away from the dangerous island all night. Or cut my own hand to let blood into the sea to attract sharks, then I can ride sharks away from the island . If the two methods all do not work, I'm forced to collect woodens graually and make a ship to leave here.