Question

一分钟英语小笑话

50秒到60秒，五年级水平的。
要易背的。急急急

Answer 1

Mark is a good boy,but he is not very clean.His face and hands always very dirty.
One day,Mark goes to school.His teacher looks at him and says:"Mark,I know what you eat today.""What?"Mark asks. "Eggs.your face and your mouth tell me that."
"No."Mark says,"not today,but the day before yesterday."
可是手打的咧~~看我多衫让好。其实很简单的哦！哈哈，英语天才在此，不用犯愁咯！
翻译：马克是个好男孩，但他不是很干净。他的手和脸总是很脏。
一天，马克去学校。他的老师看着他，说：“我知道你今天早上吃了什么。”“什么？”马克问道。“鸡戚塌激高袜蛋。你的脸和嘴告诉了我。”“不，”马克说，“不是今天，是前天。”

Answer 2

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你神闷意味仔瞎汪着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求念仔道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟