Question

急，求翻译成英文！

把下面这段话翻译成英文
“大家好，今天我要和大家分享一个冷笑话，希望大家能够喜欢。我觉得这个笑话也能反映出我们学校男同胞的痛苦。一天，一个女同学在食堂吃饭，突然，一个男生凑到旁边对它说：同学，我能和你说句话么，我已经一个月没和女生说过话了。
从你们的反应看来，我不是一个合格的讲笑话的人。。。”
谢谢，要求150个英文单词左右，力求准确简洁，不够词数请高手添加点，英语课上演讲用，在这先谢谢了
如果需要加财富值，请告诉我，谢谢

Answer 1

Hello, everyone! Today, I want to share a cold joke with you all, and I hope you will like it. I also think this joke may reflect the suffering of the boys in our school. Here it is:
One day, a girl student was eating at the dining-hall when a boy student went up to her, and said,"Hi, can I talk to you? I haven't spoken to any gilr for a month!
Judged from your response, I don't think I am a good joke-teller.

注：前面那人的翻译是什么东西啊？ 不会的就不要耽误别人了。还时间仓促，若有偏差？！简直不是差得一般！

Answer 2

Hello everyone, today I want to share a cold jokes, hope you can like I think the joke can reflect our school the pain of fellow man a day, a female classmate in the dining hall, suddenly, a boy next to gather together and say unto it: classmate, can I have a word with you? I have a month and the girl didn't spoken since the

Answer 3

Everybody is good, today I want to share a joke, I hope everyone can be like. I think this joke can reflect our school male compatriots suffering. One day, a female students in the dining hall, all of a sudden, a boy arrives next to it: classmates, may I have a word with you, I have a month's and girls talked.

From your reaction appears, I am not a good joke...
因为时间仓促，如若有偏差，敬请谅解

追问

时间不着急，明晚之前就好，您再给丰富一下，这词数稍微少了点，翻译您在准确点，怎么着我也得演讲1分半不是。。。

追答

Hello,everyone,boys ahd girls , there is a very cold zhd funny joke that I have ever heard ,so today I want to share this cold joke with you all, I hope everyone in our class can have an interest in it .I think this joke must be attractive,because I think this joke which can reflect well on the suffering of the male compatriots in our school,the following is that: One day, a female student in our school was eating in the dining hall, suddenly, a boy went up quietly and told her in a gentle voice:dear classmate, may I have a word with you,it's because I haven't got a chance to talk to the girls for up to one month ......
Well,my speaking is over,but from each reaction of yours, I have known that this must not be a good joke，it's an abortive joke. 啊，赶了大半夜，终于完成了，只为了你在英语课上的演讲。请问一下，现在可以了吗，