Question

急，求翻译成英文！

把下面这段话翻译成英文
“大家好，今天我要和大家分享一个冷笑话，希望大家能够喜欢。我觉得这个笑话也能反映出我们学校男同胞的痛苦。一天，一个女同学在食堂吃饭，突然，一个男生凑到旁边对它说：同学，我能和你说句话么，我已经一个月没和女生说过话了。
从你们的反应看来，我不是一个合格的讲笑话的人。。。”
谢谢，要求150个英文单词左右，力求准确简洁，不够词数请高手添加点，英语课上演讲用，在这先谢谢了
如果需要加财富值，请告诉我，谢谢

Answer 1

"Hello Everyone, today I want to share a cold joke, wish you would like it. I think the joke can also reflect the pain of the boys in our school . One day, a gril classmate was eating in the dining hall, suddenly, a boy next to moved close and said : Hai, can I have a word with you? I have not spoken to grils for one month.
From your reaction, it seemed, I am not so qualified to tell jokes... "
haha ,So I'm glad I have already told you it was a cold joke
(加的：哈哈 所以我很庆幸我之前已经告诉你们这是个冷笑话了) 祝你好运啊。。

Answer 2

"Hello, everyone, today I want to share a joke, I hope you will enjoy it, and I think this joke can reflect the suffering of our fellow men in our school. One day, a female student is eating in the cafeteria, suddenly, a boy next to her says: hi, could I talk to you？ I have not talked to a girl for a whole a month.
From your reaction, I am not a qualified person to tell jokes. . . "

好了，就这样吧。

Answer 3

Hello everyone. I have a joke to share with everyone. It's a cold joke, so please put on some clothing if you wish to do so. And by the way, this joke also reflects the problems of the boys in our school have. Here it goes: One day, a girl was eating lunch in the cafeteria. All of sudden, a boy sat beside her and said to her, "Hello, can I talk to you for a while? Even one sentence is fine. I haven't spoken to any girl in a month."
Well, from your reactions, i don't seem to be very good at telling jokes then.
(有些地方要停顿一下比较好， 而且最好表现得轻松幽默一点，建议楼主在演讲前先多练几遍，不要一直盯着稿子:)

Answer 4

Hello everybody, today I would like to share a bad joke withyou and hope you will like it.I think this joke could express our boys' difficult situation in our school. One day, when i a girl was having a meal in the canteen,a boy suddenly moved close to her and said,hei girl,could I have a talk with you, I hadn't talk with a girl for a month.
From your expressions, it seems i am not a qualified person saying jokes.

Answer 5

"Everyone, today I want to share with you a cold jokes, we want to like. I think the joke can reflect our school of fellow man pain. A day, a female classmate eat in the dining hall, suddenly, a boy next to gather together and say unto it: classmate, can I have a word with you? I have a month and the girl didn't spoken from your reaction....... Look, I'm not a qualified to tell jokes..."

Answer 6

Hello, everyone, today I want to share a joke, I hope you will enjoy it and I think this joke can reflect the suffering of our fellow men the school one day, a female student in the cafeteria to eat, suddenly, a boy next to conspire it said: the students, what can I say a word with you, I have a month and not spoken to the girls from your reaction, I am not a qualified person to tell jokes... "Thank you, requiring 150 English words or so, to be accurate concise, not your master a few words to add points, with lectures on the English class, in this first thank you

Answer 7

Hey, guys i brought a joke here today. i wish u guys could love it without getting frozen.
Seems this joke exactly reflects the place where boys here are feeling to have been losers of ur lives.
Oneday, a female student went to the canteen. no sooner she sat down, a male student immediately sticked to her side:' hey, man, can i say something to u? i havent been talked with chicks for totally one month!'
Well...from u guys' reaction, seems im not a real joker at all. what a loser, as well...
个人觉得口语化一些比较好， 笑话吗，别太正式