Question

英语小笑话 和小报 少点

Answer 1

An Awkward Situation

One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the woman who was singing.
"What a terrible vioce! Do you know she is?"
"Yes," was the answer,"she is my wife."
"Oh,l beg your pardon. Of course her vioce isn't bad. I wonder who wrote the awful song."
"l did," was the answer.

翻译：
尴尬的处境

一位客人扭身对他旁边的一个男人批评正在唱歌的那个女人。
“多糟糕的嗓子。你知道她是谁么？”
“知道，”那人回答，“她是我妻子。”
“噢，对不起。当然她的嗓子不坏，但歌曲写的不好。也不知道是谁写的这么蹩脚的歌曲。”
“是我。”那人回答说。

美文：

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

Answer 2

记得上初一时候，班上一同学不愿意学英语，一上英语课他就当自习一样，该干嘛干嘛。

有一次英语老师对这哥们提问：用英语从一念到二十。这哥们不情愿的站起来后开始念：one,two....ten.停了下来。老师说：“继续念”，哥们停顿了一下，念到“一来文”，又停住了。老师又说“继续念”，哥们鼓足勇气念到“二来文，三来问....”全班爆笑~