Question

帮忙翻译一下这段话 译成英文口语，谢谢 不要翻译软件翻译的～

一切都出错了，你的女朋友跟你分手，你的狗被车撞死了，你的生活一团糟，那一晚上你不停的喝酒，你有一种要操每一个人的感觉。谁在乎？我他妈才不在乎呢! 操那只狗，狗是死的

Answer 1

All have made a mistake, your girlfriend bids good-bye with you, yourdog killed by the vehicle, your life snafu, that one evening you donot stop drinking, you have one kind to have to hold each person'sfeeling. Who cares about? My his mother only then does not care about!Holds that dog, the dog is dies

Answer 2

Everything is wrong, your girlfriend breaking up with you, your dog was killed by a car, a mess in your life, that you never stop drinking at night, you should have a parade every personal feeling. Who care about? I do not care about his mother before! Parade offered dog, the dog is dead

Answer 3

All have made a mistake, your girlfriend bids good-bye with you, yourdog 撞死 by the vehicle, your life snafu, that one evening you donot stop drinking, you have one kind to have to hold each person'sfeeling. Who cares about? My his mother only then does not care about!Holds that dog, the dog is dies