Question

今天收到份莫名其妙的英文电子邮件，求英语帝帮忙翻译一下

My name is Mr. Pitts Terry the principal treasury officer with one of the prime banks in Cote d’Ivoire. I have decided to contact you through this medium based on a business proposal, which will be of mutual benefit to both of us. I discovered your email through comprehensive web email search on directory so I decided to contact you. I know this might sound like scam to you because of a lot of activities going on in the internet today. But I assure you that this is real.

I am the personal accounts manager to one of our late client Mr Yao chao, a national of your country, who used to work with an oil servicing company here in Cote d’Ivoire, the late client made a numbered time (fixed) deposited for twelve calendar months, valued at €8,200,000.00 (Eight Million Two Hundred Thousand European Euros) in my branch. Upon maturity, we sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.

After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, PETRO-CI Corporation that my client died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he did not leave a will and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that the deceased person did not declare any next of kin in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork.

This sum of (€8,200,000.00) is still sitting in the bank and the interest is rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will come forward to claim it. According to the law of Cote d’Ivoire, at the expiration of 5{five} years, the money will l revert to the ownership of the Cote d’Ivoire government if nobody claims the funds.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to deceased person for the fact that you have same last name with him so that this money will not be reverted by the government. If this request matches with your inward intention for success and greatness, then you are urged to make a quick response indicating your interest and readiness to participate and work with me to make this successful.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. In your return mail, please do forward your information as listed below if you are willing to complete this deal with me, to enable me put the total fund in your name for claim as the next of kin to the deceased person:

Your full name:
Your contact address:
Occupation;
Your phone number:
Date of Birth:

I wait for your urgent reply.

Best Regards,

Answer 1

我是皮茨特里先生，我在科特迪瓦的主要银行之一担任国库的主要官员。我决定采用媒介基于业务的建议。这将是我们双方互惠互利的联系。我通过全面的网络目录上的电子邮件搜索找到了您，所以我决定与您联系。我知道这可能听起来像一个骗局，因为很多在互联网上有很多这样的活动。但我向你保证，这是真实的。
我的个人账户管理：客户姚超先生，他已故。他是中国使用石油服务公司并在科特迪瓦工作的人员。已故的客户端发出一个编号（固定）交存12个日历月，价值€8,200,000.00（欧洲八百万二十万欧元），现在我的分支。到期后，我们发出了例行的通知：他的转发地址，但没有得到答复。
一个月后，我们发出了一个通告，最后终于发现了他的合同雇主，石油 - CI公司。我的客户死于车祸。在进一步的调查中，我发现他没有留下遗嘱，企图追踪他的近亲是徒劳的。因此，我作出了进一步的调查，发现死者的人没有宣布任何近亲拥有他的所有官方文件，包括他的银行存款手续。
在今年年底，这笔钱（8,200,000.00欧元）还在银行存着。没有人会出面暴露它。它大概在5年内到期，如果没有人认领资金，那么通过科特迪瓦法律，这笔钱将被科特迪瓦政府所拥有。
因此，我的建议是，作为一个外国人，我会让你成为死者的近亲。你与他有相同的姓氏，因此，这笔钱不会被政府收归。如果该请求符合你的意愿，那么你要作出快速反应，表明愿意和我一起工作，使这件事成功。
请绝对要保密。放心，这笔交易将是我们最有利可图的，因为我需要你的帮助。如果你愿意跟我来完成这笔交易，在您的回邮中，请写上您的信息，列出如下：
您的全名：
您的联系地址：
你的电话号码：
出生日期：
我等待你的紧急答复。
最好的问候
（呵呵，只是翻译来给你看着玩而已，千万不要把这事当真，我想你懂的。还有，别忘了好的话赏分哦）

Answer 2

亲，
估计中国好多姓姚的都收到了这封邮件。我看完了邮件的第一段我就笑崩了。这是神奇的世界！
不用理他啦！

Answer 3

鉴定一下！垃圾邮件！
建议;不理睬！

Answer 4

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Answer 5

大概扫了一下。。。你确定这是发给你的？！

追问

是啊，怎么了？

追答

具体内容有点扯。。。可以自己用谷歌有道百度翻一下。。。信的页眉或者全貌是啥样。。。感觉是诈骗的。。。

追问

信结尾他给了自己的地址,
内容吗，我拿软件翻译过，是不说的什么客户出了车祸，联系不上家属，要人冒充家属。
还有，收到邮件时邮箱提示收件人不是我，可能是秘密发送什么的。

追答

假的，回答完毕。亲。。。这要追究起法律责任你担不起啊。。。再说就算是真的。。。一笔巨款啊，你觉得那么巧就砸你头上了。。。无耻的要分。。。。摇尾巴~~~