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请再次用英文翻译~谢谢

1.上帝，请把我带走，我不一定要求去天堂、
2.今天跟朋友玩微信玩了整整一天，笑声不断，但是又觉得时间过得太快。
3.刚刚真的笑死我了，我们打算自己在家吃火锅，然后Tina和BB出去买菜了，她们刚刚回来真的笑死我了，BB把酒饼当成是肉丸了，还给我买了一斤回来，更好笑的是连Tina居然都以为那是肉丸。哈哈哈。。。我们几个笑得瘫在地上了、
4.对不起，我对着天花板痛哭，却找不到要原谅自己的理由。我知道你此刻一定很伤心，伤心得想马上飞回来把我杀掉了。
5.两年前我还躺在学校的破公寓里面, 听着金属音乐能安然入睡, 直到右耳听力下降了许多.那时候全然没有对生活的感情, 总觉得自己活在另一个世界, 对一切都很排斥,其实我想说的是，我现在也是这样生活着。
6.不要再用强硬的表情对待我了，好吗，要哭就哭，要笑就笑，如果你真的那么伤心的话，请你狠狠打我一顿，如果你真的那么痛恨的话，请你就把我杀了吧、
7.当年纪到了某一种程度，会越来越难接受自己的错误。更难的是要改变自己的价值观，就算你认为事情应该如何发展才是正确，事实上，事情仍照它的本意进行。
8.前几天，网路上有一个投票，票选历史上最重要的三张照片，第一名是广.岛的原.子.弹爆炸，第二名是首次踏上月球的人，而我最喜欢的是第三名，一对接吻中的爱人，而世界仍在他们周围运转，照片里，时光静止，世界不停地前进，而被捕捉在照片里的人，却永远不会改变，那情景在闪光灯亮起的那一瞬间，却永不再现。
9.我好无聊，无聊到去自己的博客把所有的日记都看了一遍。
10.我身边有很多不同类型的朋友，在我不开心的时候，他们会用他们自己的方式安慰我，嘲笑也好，可怜也好，起码围绕著我的是温暖的气氛、
11.有时候，我会很想去接近一些我想亲近的人，但最後才发现，我用尽了自己的所能，却什麼都没做到。
12.我宁愿安静的，什麼都不去想，听著我爱听的歌，看我爱看的电影，喝我爱喝的饮料或者酒.......
13.我终于鼓起勇气相家人坦白，我以为他们知道我是lesbian之后，会大骂一顿或者无法接受我，但是他们平静得吓到我了，他们接受了，我只能说，谢谢。
14.给一个很久不联系的旧人发了信息。内容是这样的：”突然觉得感情这东西真的很无趣，拥有时没觉得很美好，想的完全是缺点，失去时，回忆中全是优点。“之后她给我回复：”你就是太犯贱“。我回过去一个电话。骂道：”也只有你敢在伤害我之后还这样对我说话“。那人笑着说：”也只有你在抛弃我之后找我说话我还搭理你“。说完我俩都在电话那头笑了,只是笑的都很凄惨而已。
15.昨天从广州回来，浑身都没力了，在此之前那几天都发生了好多有趣的事情，遇到一些变态的人，具体不多说了，我们知道就好了。
16.今天是我有史以来花费最多的一天，用了3000，但是确实最最快乐和满足的一次。
17.喝了几杯白酒，感觉就像在喝鸡粪...
18.不要随便用脚碰我，不要用那样的方式来指示我去做事，任何人也是。
19.我要对得起自己的自尊,是的，我只想做一次一件让自己过得去的事情
20.我很想你们，但是遗憾的是你们都不在这里，我多么希望能有这么一天，我们几个都能够团团圆圆的聚在一起，分享我们彼此的心声，我知道很难，但是我仍然在期望着。

Answer 1

1.上帝，请把我带走，我不一定要求去天堂、
God, please take me away, but I don't have to go to heaven!
2.今天跟朋友玩微信玩了整整一天，笑声不断，但是又觉得时间过得太快。
I have been playing micro letter with my friend for a whole day and we were never stop laughing, but I also felt that how quick the time had went by!
3.刚刚真的笑死我了，我们打算自己在家吃火锅，然后Tina和BB出去买菜了，她们刚刚回来真的笑死我了，BB把酒饼当成是肉丸了，还给我买了一斤回来，更好笑的是连Tina居然都以为那是肉丸。哈哈哈。。。我们几个笑得瘫在地上了、
I have just almost laughed myself to death! We decided to have barbecue at home, then Tina and BB went out shopping. They just came home and made me laugh so hard. BB had mistaken the yeast as meatballs , also had bought home a whole catty! The more laughable thing was that Tina also thought they were meatballs too...ha ha ha...we laughed so hard and rolled on the floor together.
4.对不起，我对着天花板痛哭，却找不到要原谅自己的理由。我知道你此刻一定很伤心，伤心得想马上飞回来把我杀掉了。
So sorry, I am facing the ceiling to cry but just couldn't think of a reason to forgive myself. I know you must be very upset at this very moment. So upset that you might want to fly home and kill me right now!
5.两年前我还躺在学校的破公寓里面, 听着金属音乐能安然入睡, 直到右耳听力下降了许多.那时候全然没有对生活的感情, 总觉得自己活在另一个世界, 对一切都很排斥,其实我想说的是，我现在也是这样生活着。
I was still lying in the school's old department two years ago, listening to the heavy metal music and can still fall into sleep until my right ear had lost a bit of hearing. At that moment, I had completely lost my interests and passion of my life. Only felt that I was in another world, disagreeing with everything. Actually, what I want to say is, I am still living like that!
6.不要再用强硬的表情对待我了，好吗，要哭就哭，要笑就笑，如果你真的那么伤心的话，请你狠狠打我一顿，如果你真的那么痛恨的话，请你就把我杀了吧、
Please stop showing me your stubbornness, all right? If you want laugh then laugh, if you want to cry then cry! If you are really that upset then please beat me up! If you really hate that much then please kill me!

7.当年纪到了某一种程度，会越来越难接受自己的错误。更难的是要改变自己的价值观，就算你认为事情应该如何发展才是正确，事实上，事情仍照它的本意进行。
When reaching a certain age, would find it hard to accept one's own mistakes, even more difficult to change one's self worth. Although you think you know the correct way of how things should go, as the matter of fact, things still would carry on as their original course.

8.前几天，网路上有一个投票，票选历史上最重要的三张照片，第一名是广.岛的原.子.弹爆炸，第二名是首次踏上月球的人，而我最喜欢的是第三名，一对接吻中的爱人，而世界仍在他们周围运转，照片里，时光静止，世界不停地前进，而被捕捉在照片里的人，却永远不会改变，那情景在闪光灯亮起的那一瞬间，却永不再现。
Few days ago, the Internet had a vote on three of the most historical pictures. The atomic bomb explosion on Hiroshima came first. Second came the first men on the the moon. But my favourite was the third place — the kissing of two lovers, while the world was evolving around them! in the picture, the time froze but the world was moving forward without stopping, and the two persons who have been captured in the picture would never change. Right from the exact moment of the flash light, the scene will not reappear again!
9.我好无聊，无聊到去自己的博客把所有的日记都看了一遍。
I am very boring, and so boring that I had read all the bloggers' diaries.
10.我身边有很多不同类型的朋友，在我不开心的时候，他们会用他们自己的方式安慰我，嘲笑也好，可怜也好，起码围绕著我的是温暖的气氛、
I have many different friends around me. When I am not happy, they all would use their own ways to comfort me. It doesn't matter whether they are laughing at me or sympathying me, at least I have warm atmosphere around me!
11.有时候，我会很想去接近一些我想亲近的人，但最後才发现，我用尽了自己的所能，却什麼都没做到。
Sometimes, I like to get close to someone who I would like to get close to. But finally found out that after trying all my best and I had done nothing at all!
12.我宁愿安静的，什麼都不去想，听著我爱听的歌，看我爱看的电影，喝我爱喝的饮料或者酒.......
I rather prefer quiet and not to think of anything. Listening to the songs I like to listen, watching the films I like to watch, drinking the drinks or wine I Iike to drink....
13.我终于鼓起勇气相家人坦白，我以为他们知道我是lesbian之后，会大骂一顿或者无法接受我，但是他们平静得吓到我了，他们接受了，我只能说，谢谢。
I eventually had the courage to tell my family the truth. I thought after I have told them that I am a lesbian then they would be yelling at me like mad. But they had calmly listened to me and accepted it. So, all I could say was that thanks to them.
14.给一个很久不联系的旧人发了信息。内容是这样的：”突然觉得感情这东西真的很无趣，拥有时没觉得很美好，想的完全是缺点，失去时，回忆中全是优点。“之后她给我回复：”你就是太犯贱“。我回过去一个电话。骂道：”也只有你敢在伤害我之后还这样对我说话“。那人笑着说：”也只有你在抛弃我之后找我说话我还搭理你“。说完我俩都在电话那头笑了,只是笑的都很凄惨而已。
I have sent a letter to someone who I have lost contact for quite a while. The content was like this: "I suddenly felt that emotion is such a boring thing, Don't feel a lot of good when possessing it, only can think of its faults! Once it was lost, all the things you can think of were good ones! " Then she replied me: "You were just asking for it yourself" I gave her a phone call and said: " Only you dare to say such things to me after hurting me!" She laughed and replied: "It was also that I am still talking back to you after you have dumped me!" We both laughed after that but our laughs were just bitter and sad!
15.昨天从广州回来，浑身都没力了，在此之前那几天都发生了好多有趣的事情，遇到一些变态的人，具体不多说了，我们知道就好了。
I came home from GuanZhou yesterday, my whole body felt no strength at all. The past few days before this, many funny things had happened. I had met some abnormal persons. but as long as we know it then there is no need for us to get too specific.

16.今天是我有史以来花费最多的一天，用了3000，但是确实最最快乐和满足的一次。
Today is my record spending day, and I have spent 3000, but actually the happiest and most satisfied one!
17.喝了几杯白酒，感觉就像在喝鸡粪...
I had a few glasses of white wine and felt that they tasted like chicken droppings
18.不要随便用脚碰我，不要用那样的方式来指示我去做事，任何人也是。
Please don't touch me with my feet. Don't use this way to instruct me to work nor to any other persons!
19.我要对得起自己的自尊,是的，我只想做一次一件让自己过得去的事情
I must respect my own self respect. Yes, I like to do something good to myself.
20.我很想你们，但是遗憾的是你们都不在这里，我多么希望能有这么一天，我们几个都能够团团圆圆的聚在一起，分享我们彼此的心声，我知道很难，但是我仍然在期望着。
I miss you all very much, but it is a pity that you all are not here. How I wish one day that alll of us can be around and together to share each others' thoughts. I know it will be difficult but I am still hoping!

有点长和多哦! 花了我整整两小时! 但希望会令你满意。

Answer 2

1.Take me away please,my dear Lord，for im not asking for paradise.
2.I've been on the Mircro message laughing for a whole day and felt that time fly really fast!
.......不想翻译了。。。。好多。。。

Answer 3

1 God, please take me away, I don't necessarily go to heaven,2 today with the friend to play micro message playing for a whole day, laughter, but also feel that time flies too fast.3 just really I laughed my head off, we're going to eat chaffy dish in the home, and then Tina and BB go out to buy food, they just come back really I laughed my head off, BB wine cake as a meatball, back I bought a pound of back, but the funny thing is even the Tina actually thought it was meatball.Ha ha ha.We laughed and collapsed on the ground,用百度翻译就行了，我只翻了4句！！

Answer 4

大哥，50分少了

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Answer 5

速度·啊实打实的