Question

英语幽默较长的对话！！！

要英语幽默较长的对话，最好人多一点（四、五）个以上的

急急急急 .最好这两天就发上来

O(∩_∩)O谢谢 急........

Answer 1

Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire． “Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．” “You don't know my work，” said the other． “What is your work？” “I'm a policeman． “Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman． “I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．” 译文：（自己简单翻译） 你知道我是干什么的吗？ 一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。 两个人站在外面，看着大火。 “在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 “你是干什么的？” “我是警察。” “噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。 “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。” 旁白也可以算一人吧

Answer 2

Sammy:Hey,Susan,what are you doing here?Are you Killing your self?Susan:Oh,you are god damit right!Cos'I lost any hope for my life,My mom say that I can't go to Jack's Party,she said he was an asshole and if I go to his party then she will not let me back to home for ever!Sammy:Just clam down,everything is gona to be fine,now get down here.I don't thing you killing yourself would get any help and if you do that also will make someone sad and lost his hope for his life.Susan:you say my Dad?He never care what I think.He just let me down.Sammy:No,that one wad me,I think I have in love with you.You are not alone,unless,you have me!Susan:Thank you,Sammy.I think I find my hope for my life now,it's you!Sammy:Finally,you are not going to kill your self.Susan:What?Sammy:I was trying to save you!Susan:So you also didn't love me,right?Sammy:No,I am just try to help you.Susan:You are awful.Now I have find a Stong hope for my life!Sammy:That's it!Susan:And it's gong to kill you,punkass!

Answer 3

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