Question

求一篇英文幽默短文，附带阅读理解题目

Answer 1

　On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued: "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
　　At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

Answer 2

One day, a teacher yell out loud in front of the class,"Annie got the highest score in this exam. Now, I sincerely invite her to get this prize as her honor."
But what Annie did was just sitting there silently.
Then, the teacher said loudly again,"Annie? Here is your honor prize, please come in the front and get it?"
But Annie was still sitting there quietly, with a prideful smile hanging on her face.
Then, the teacher went to Annie's front,"Didn't you hear what I said?"
Annie finally spoke,"I'm a afraid other classmates didn't hear what you said."