Question

需要简单的英语小笑话，几句就行！越简单越好！

Answer 1

谁愚蠢 Who is Stupid? Who is Stupid? A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" 中文： 一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就说。 小约翰尼站了起来。 “你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。 “不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。” Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顾客：来个热狗。 侍者：很高兴。 顾客：不要，加上芥末。 (注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢。) 二、 Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? Student: At once! 老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？ 学生：马上

Answer 2

After school, a little boy said to his mum happily, "Mum, I did so well today that Miss Green kissed me on the face."
一个小男孩放学回家后对他妈妈说，“妈妈，我今天表现很好，格林小姐亲了我的脸。”
"Well, were you a good boy and did you kiss her back?" asked Mum.
“好样的，那你有没有做个好孩子，也亲了她？”（在这里back 是‘回应，回复’的意思）
"No, of course not!" the boy denied indignantly, " I didn't kiss her back. I kissed her face."
“没有，当然没有！”男孩愤愤地否决到，“我没有亲她的背，我亲了她的脸。”(小男孩把back理解成了背，而他妈妈说的back 是回应的意思）
这是一个关于"back" 双关语的笑话

Answer 3

某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:i am sorry.
老外应道:i am sorry too.
某人听后又道:i am sorry three.
老外不解,问what are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道:i am sorry five

Answer 4

一学生作英文翻译"How are you?" 译为，怎么是你？ "How old are you?"译为，怎么老是你？