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Everybody has blue days.

These are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted.
Days when you feel small and insignificant,

when everything seems just out of reach.

You can’t rise to the occasion.

Just getting started seems impossible.

On blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.

On blue days you feel like you’re floating in an ocean of sadness.

You’re about to burst into tears at any moment and you don’t even know why.

Ultimately, you feel like you’re wandering through life without purpose.

You’re not sure how much longer you can hang on,
and you feel like shouting, “Will someone please shout me!”
It doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.

You might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,

find some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.

or just have a plain old bad-hair day.

You’re under major pressure to fill someone else’s shoes,

You might have a splitting headache,

or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, dry lips,

or a nasty ingrown toenail.

Whatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up there doesn’t like you.

Oh what to do, what to dooo?

Well, if you’re like most people,

you’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out.
Then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder,

waiting for everything to go wrong all over again.

All the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim.

This is not always such a bad thing.

because you’re only young once and you’re never old twice.

Answer 1

每个人都有蓝色的天。

这些都是悲惨的天当你觉得糟糕，老百姓着想，寂寞，和完全用尽。
天当你觉得小和微不足道，

当一切似乎只是出于达成。

你不能引起留念。

刚刚起步，似乎是不可能的。

对蓝天你就可以成为偏执，人人是让你。

对蓝天您觉得像您漂浮在海洋悲伤。

您即将闯入眼泪，在任何时候，你甚至不知道为什么。

最后，您觉得像您游荡，透过生活的目的。

您不能确定有多少较长，您可以挂在，
和你感觉高喊， “会有人请你喊我” ！
它没有考虑很多，使对一个蓝色天。

你可能刚醒来，感到不适或寻找您最好的，

找到了一些新的皱纹，提上一小的重量，或获得了巨大pimple在您的鼻子。

或只是有一种朴素的旧的坏帐头发天。

您的主要压力下，以填补别人的鞋，

你可能有偏头痛，

或一碟下滑，口臭，牙痛，干燥的嘴唇，

或一讨厌ingrown趾甲。

不管什么原因，您相信有人起来有不喜欢你。

哦要做些什么，什么dooo ？

以及，如果您最喜欢的人，

您会躲在一站不住脚的，相信一切都将排序本身。
然后，您就花，其余的你的生活寻找你的肩膀，

等待一切去错了，所有超过一次。

所有，而成为硬皮和玩世不恭，或可怜， sniveling的受害者。

这是并不总是这样的一件坏事。

因为您只需要年轻的，一旦和您永远不会老的两倍。

Answer 2

i don't really know, i was born in canada.i can't explain some chinese character, that's all i know, sorry.

Answer 3

我是中国人!不懂鸟语