急!!!求英文高手翻译一篇文章!!

这篇文章是我们英语课要讲的笑话,谁能帮忙翻译下???感激不尽~~~Sunday最近很倒霉,她总是哭着说她要去章华寺出家。有一天下午,Sunday走在一条小路上,见周围没有... 这篇文章是我们英语课要讲的笑话,谁能帮忙翻译下???感激不尽~~~
Sunday最近很倒霉,她总是哭着说她要去章华寺出家。
有一天下午,Sunday走在一条小路上,见周围没有车,又开始自恋,故意大摇大摆地走在路中央,突然,Sunday觉得好像有一团稀稀的东西掉在她手上,她突然有一种不祥的预感,低头一看,原来是一团白色的鸟屎!她很郁闷并且很是愤怒,全然不顾淑女形象,朝着天空大吼:“太没有公德心了!讲点道德吧!!居然随地大小便!”
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Sunday最近很倒霉,她总是哭着说她要去章华寺出家。
Sunday was the latest bad luck, she always said she cried to go to Chapter Temple monks.
有一天下午,Sunday走在一条小路上,见周围没有车,又开始自恋,故意大摇大摆地走在路中央,突然,Sunday觉得好像有一团稀稀的东西掉在她手上
One day in the afternoon, Sunday in a small way to go, do not see around the car, narcissistic started deliberately and blatantly go in the way the central authorities, all of a sudden, Sunday felt like a college Xixi things out in her hands,
她突然有一种不祥的预感,低头一看,原来是一团白色的鸟屎!
she suddenly there is a Sense of foreboding, Ditouyikan, it was a mass of white bird feces!
她很郁闷并且很是愤怒,全然不顾淑女形象,朝着天空大吼:“太没有公德心了!讲点道德吧!!居然随地大小便!”
She is very depressed and angry, despite the image of the lady, roared toward the sky: "It was not a civic-minded! Talk about moral point of it!! Even toilet anywhere!"
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Sunday was the latest bad luck, she always said she cried to go to Chapter Temple monks.

One day in the afternoon, Sunday in a small way to go, do not see around the car, narcissistic started deliberately and blatantly go in the way the central authorities, all of a sudden, Sunday felt like a college Xixi things out in her hands, she suddenly there is a Sense of foreboding, Ditouyikan, it was a mass of white bird feces! She is very depressed and angry, despite the image of the lady, roared toward the sky: "It was not a civic-minded! Talk about moral point of it!! Actually Toilet anywhere! "
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Sunday has bad luck these days. One afternoon, Sunday was walking on a road, saw there was no car around, she became to narcissism, swagger to the center of the road , suddenly, Sunday feel something wet fell in her hand, she suddenly had an unlucky feeling, she looked down, and found it was a bird excrement! She was gloomy and very angry, completely forgot her gentlewoman's image, yell to the sky:"No social morality! You can't efecate indiscriminately!"
翻完了,不过说老实话,不知道从哪里看出这是个笑话?
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Sunday was the latest bad luck, she always said she cried to go to Chapter Temple monks. 我
One day in the afternoon, Sunday in a small way to go, do not see around the car, narcissistic started deliberately and blatantly go in the way the central authorities, all of a sudden, Sunday felt like a college Xixi things out in her hands, she suddenly there is a Sense of foreboding, Ditouyikan, it was a mass of white bird feces! She is very depressed and angry, despite the image of the lady, roared toward the sky: "It was not a civic-minded! Talk about moral point of it!! Even toilet anywhere!"
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