Question

急 高分悬赏 英文棒的大师请进！帮我翻译几句话吧

1.生活就他妈是坨屎 我就是那根搅屎棒
2.笑 直到腹痛 哭 一直哭到笑
3.别跟我谈爱情 多伤钱啊
4.年轻的生命不是用来呕气的
这四句翻译成英文。
非常感谢！！！！！！！！

Answer 1

1.生活就他妈是坨屎 我就是那根搅屎棒
life is like a shit ,and i am the stick to stir it up
2.笑 直到腹痛 哭 一直哭到笑
laugh, till you feel bellyache； cry, till you laugh
3.别跟我谈爱情 多伤钱啊
do not talk about love with me .it wastes money
4.年轻的生命不是用来呕气的
young life is not for sulkiness

Answer 2

1.life is just a fucking heap of shit,and i'm the very stick to stir it
2.laugh,till the stomach aches;cry,till bitter laugh comes
3.don't talk to me about love.look how much love costs!
4.a young life is not for resentment

Answer 3

1.Life is just like a damn piece of shit; and I am the stick stiring it.

2.Laugh, till a stomachach comes; cry, till laughter comes

3.Do not mention love to me. It hurts, especially my wallet.

4.Youth is not used to carry anger.

Answer 4

LZ 你太有才了~~
lol ^^