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魔鬼的妹夫
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥,她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里,她穿上一套魔鬼戏服,躲在树后,准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
当丈夫走近时,她从树后跳出来,站到他面前,头上带着红色的羊角、身后有长长的尾巴,手中握着钢叉。
"Who are you?" he asked.
“你是谁?”丈夫问到。
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
“噢,那你跟我一起回家吧,”丈夫说,“我娶了你的姐妹!”
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥,她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里,她穿上一套魔鬼戏服,躲在树后,准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
当丈夫走近时,她从树后跳出来,站到他面前,头上带着红色的羊角、身后有长长的尾巴,手中握着钢叉。
"Who are you?" he asked.
“你是谁?”丈夫问到。
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
“噢,那你跟我一起回家吧,”丈夫说,“我娶了你的姐妹!”
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A Monkey and a Tiger
Today I am very happy to stand here, telling you a story:A Monkey and a tiger .Every one thinks the monkey is very small, but the tiger is strong.In this story Little Monkey uses his wisdow to bit the tiger. just remenber those who are weak can beat those who are strong. let's share the story.
An old tiger lives in the forest. He does not want to look for food . He often tells other animals to bring him something to eat.
One day He sees a monkey and says," I'm hungry, monkey. Go to the village and bring me a fat pig."
"Oh, Tiger," says the monkey. "I can't do that now. There is another tiger over there. He also wants a fat pig. He will not let me get anything for you to eat. I am afraid of him."
"What?" cries the tiger. "Show me that tiger. I will teach him a lesson ."
"Come with me," says the monkey.
The monkey and the tiger get to a bridge over the river. "Now look down at the water," says the monkey.
"Do you see the head, the white teeth and the big green eyes of a tiger?"
"Yes, I do," says the old tiger," I will eat him up!"
“Grr…! So you told Monkey not to bring me anything?!Grrr … I’ll kill you!”
With these words the tiger jumped into the river. He did not come out again.
“Ha,ha, ha! Goodbye, Mr Tiger,” said the monkey and he went away .
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Today I am very happy to stand here, telling you a story:A Monkey and a tiger .Every one thinks the monkey is very small, but the tiger is strong.In this story Little Monkey uses his wisdow to bit the tiger. just remenber those who are weak can beat those who are strong. let's share the story.
An old tiger lives in the forest. He does not want to look for food . He often tells other animals to bring him something to eat.
One day He sees a monkey and says," I'm hungry, monkey. Go to the village and bring me a fat pig."
"Oh, Tiger," says the monkey. "I can't do that now. There is another tiger over there. He also wants a fat pig. He will not let me get anything for you to eat. I am afraid of him."
"What?" cries the tiger. "Show me that tiger. I will teach him a lesson ."
"Come with me," says the monkey.
The monkey and the tiger get to a bridge over the river. "Now look down at the water," says the monkey.
"Do you see the head, the white teeth and the big green eyes of a tiger?"
"Yes, I do," says the old tiger," I will eat him up!"
“Grr…! So you told Monkey not to bring me anything?!Grrr … I’ll kill you!”
With these words the tiger jumped into the river. He did not come out again.
“Ha,ha, ha! Goodbye, Mr Tiger,” said the monkey and he went away .
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