Question

英语问题~！！

Answer 1

Fox
and
cock
One
morning
a
fox
sees
a
cock.He
think,"This
is
my
breakfast.''
He
comes
up
to
the
cock
and
says,"I
know
you
can
sing
very
well.Can
you
sing
for
me?''The
cock
is
glad.He
closes
his
eyes
and
begins
to
sing.The
fox
sees
that
and
caches
him
in
his
mouth
and
carries
him
away.
The
people
in
the
field
see
the
fox.They
cry,"Look,look!The
fox
is
carrying
the
cock
away.''The
cock
says
to
the
fox,"Mr
Fox,do
you
understand?The
people
say
you
are
carrying
their
cock
away.Tell
them
it
is
yours.Not
theirs.''
The
fox
opens
his
mouth
ang
says,"The
cock
is
mine,not
yours.''Just
then
the
cock
runs
away
from
the
fox
and
flies
into
the
tree.
狐狸和公鸡
一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。
他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。
在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”
狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。

Answer 2

"Lonely
Heart"Call
征婚电话
Woman:Pardon?Are
you
looking
for
a
girlfriend
or
a
model?
请问先生你是在找女朋友还是在找模特？
Man:Are
you
looking
for
a
boyfriend
or
a
house
and
a
car?!
那么请问小姐你是在找男朋友还是在找车和房子？！
这个够短了吧，并且很反映现实

Answer 3

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