Question

怎么翻译这段话

不要忘记替我充手机话费.你想吃什么东西,我从老家给你带过来.什么也不想吃,你们什么时候过来.你不想吃酥糖吗?我们再过几天过来.你在讲什么.没讲什么.我听见你嘴巴嘟嘟囔囔的.你早饭烧了没有?烧了.啊届刚才发了条短信息,问我想吃什么,她从老家带过来.家里的舀子呢?在水桶里吧.不在.可能沉到水里了.没有.哦,它在这里.那里想让她带点什么过来.什么也不想.请教.今天是初六吗?粥煮得不厚吧?不厚.你天天中午怎么吃啊?学校有食堂?一顿多少钱?那里很便宜,蔬菜一块钱一碗,米饭5毛钱一碗,汤6毛,1.5毛钱就能买一大片肉了.那倒不错.回来了?我待会去老乡家吃饭.哪个老乡,修电脑的那个.他会请你吃饭?他请我吃饭怎么了?我现在想去澡堂洗澡.明天洗行不行?我半个小时就洗好.你慢慢洗,要洗就洗干净,我等你回来再走.我走了啊,恩.我忘记带肥皂和洗发水了.现在黄瓜5.5元一斤,这么贵你还买?想炒点新鲜蔬菜给你吃.他不可能请你吃饭的.怎么不可能,我还不配和他吃饭吗?我骗你干什么.
请翻译成英文,谢谢

Answer 1

不要忘记替我手机充话费
-Don't forget to top up for me你想吃什么东西,我从老家给你带过来
-What would you like to eat? I can bring to you from my hometown.
什么也不想吃,你们什么时候过来.
-Nothing special. When will you come here?
你不想吃酥糖吗?我们再过几天过来.
-What about the crunchy candies? We will go another day or two
你在讲什么.
-What did you say?
没讲什么.
-Nothing
我听见你嘴巴嘟嘟囔囔的.(……这句也太抽象了……)
-But I heard you muttering to yourself
你早饭烧了没有?
-Have you cooking the breakfast?
烧了.
-Yes,already.
啊届刚才发了条短信息,问我想吃什么,她从老家带过来.
-Jie sent me a massage just now to ask me what I'd like to eat,and she would bring to me from her hometown
家里的舀子呢?
-Where is our dipper?
在水桶里吧.
-Isn't it in the pail?
不在.
-No,it isn't
可能沉到水里了.
-Maybe it have sunk down to the water
没有
-Neither
.哦,它在这里.
-Oh, it's here
那里想让她带点什么过来
-Then,what would you like her to bring?
什么也不想.
-Nothing
请教.今天是初六吗?
-Excuse me, is it 6th today?
粥煮得不厚吧?
-Is the gruel dense?
不厚.
-Not really
你天天中午怎么吃啊?学校有食堂?一顿多少钱?
-How do you do your lunch?In the canteen?And what about the cost?
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……大哥你太强了我翻不下去了………

Answer 2

卧了个槽，这是人看得吗

Answer 3

现在精神病院也能上网了?

Answer 4

Do not forget for me, charge their phone. You want to eat something, I bring you come from home. What does not feel like eating when you come. You do not want to eat Halva, sherbet? We came a few days. What are you talking about . do not talk about. I heard your mouth Dudunangnang's. You burn breakfast yet? burned. ah session has just made a short messages and asked if I wanted to eat anything, and she brought over from the home. home of the scoop then? in the bucket bar. not. may sink to the water of the. no. Oh, it is here. where what came to make her a little. what do not want to. ask. Today is the sixth days of do? not thick porridge cooked bar ? is not thick. how you eat them every day at noon? school canteens? meal how much money? there are very cheap, vegetables and a bowl of money, five cents a bowl of rice, soup, six hair, 1.5 cents will be able to buy a large piece of meat the. Nadao good. come back? I will go to the villagers to be home for dinner. which fellow computer repair that. he will treat you to dinner? he asked me how to eat it? I now want to go to bath a bath. tomorrow wash okay? I have a good half an hour, wash. your time cleaning, it is necessary to wash them clean, I'll wait for you to come back from taking the road. I went ah ex. I forgot to bring soap and shampoo. Now cucumber 5.5 yuan a catty, so Your you buy them? want to fry something new for you to eat vegetables. He can not ask you to eat. how impossible, I do not eat with him? I lie to you do.