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高分急求！一篇简单的英文翻译

我的大学生活
大一的生活即将到达尾声，不知不觉在大学已经一年了。对比当初刚进大学时的好奇，现在更多的是感到迷茫。
大一是丰富多彩的。首先是军训，那时有太多太多的心绪在心里充溢，老朋友在远方，新的朋友还在萌芽，当一个人需要有人分享情感的时候，孤独感会被夸大，于是渴望友谊。来自五湖四海的同学通过它逐渐互相认识，在训练中互相帮助慢慢建立新的友谊，每个人开始展露自己，凸显出自己的各种能力。我由于从小就十分内向，所以军训当中很不显眼，我知道我要慢慢改变自己，使自己更加自信，具备应有的各种能力和品质。所以我报名参加了一些协会，希望能提高自己的综合素质。在填写特长时，我感觉自己没什么特别擅长的就觉得惭愧。我有时十分羡慕那些城里的孩子从小学习各种乐器或参加各种培训，然后懂得很多。但我知道，要对自己有信心。
平时生活也是很简单的，比如由于没买电脑，大家要上网就去网吧，虽然有人玩得比较久，但大都很有节制，我喜欢在寝室听收音机，晚上熄灯后一起听笑话和鬼故事，后还会互相讲述自己家乡的风土人情，仿佛一起遨游了大半个中国。那些商店的老板见到我们一眼就认出来我们是大一新生，我们问为什么，他会说这还不简单，只有大一新生才会一起逛商店，那些高年级的要么和女朋友，要么独自一人，很少像你们这样一起的。这时我才发觉谈恋爱在高中简直就是禁忌，但大学确实再普通不过的事情。
对大多数人来说现在都还延续了高中的一些习惯。我也同样是的，每天按时上课时上课，上晚自习，问老师和同学题目，互相讨论等等。大学的学习于高中最大的不同就是高中有老师监督而大学没有，虽然有的老师比较严格但绝对不会像高中老师那样成天督促我们。大学课堂是很随便，比如同学可以随意进出教室而不像老师打招呼，课堂上不想听可以睡觉或看其他书，只要不打扰其他人。至于考试，大家都还是很认真对待的，即使平时上课不认真的同学，在考试快来时也都认真复习了，基本上没有谁作弊，因为大家都认为监考老师会像高中老师那样抓到作弊就严重处罚。
社团活动我也参加了一些，也让我多多少少有了些体会。一起卖力地工作，一起组织出去活动，收获了很多集体的回忆。
大一的生活即将在这个夏天落下帷幕，而美好的回忆却会一直在我们的心底被珍藏。
（不要在线翻译的文，越快越好，今天之内的追分~~）

Answer 1

My college life A life is about traveling, at the University has a year. Comparison had just entered the University of curiosity, and now more of a feel confused. Big one is rich and varied. First, military training, when there are too many too many mood in mind with old friends in the distance, new friends are with you, when one need someone to share the emotion, loneliness is exaggerated, so eager to friendship. Students from all over the world through its gradually the mutual help in training and slowly build new friendships, everyone starts to unfold itself, has its own capabilities. I've very introverted, military training is not to prominent, I know I want to slowly change yourself, make yourself more confident with their various abilities and qualities. So I enrolled in a number of associations that wish to improve their overall quality. In the fill out a long time, I felt nothing special at ashamed. I sometimes envy those children from small town to learn a variety of musical instruments or participate in various training and knows a lot. But I know that you want to have confidence in ourselves. Normal life is also very simple, for example, because no buy computers, surf the Internet we want to go to Internet cafes, although some people have a relatively long time, but most of them are very modest, I like to listen to the radio in the bedroom at night, with hot jokes and ghost stories, and also with each other about their hometown, as though he was traveling with more than half of China. The shop owner to see we recognized our is a freshman, we asked why, he would say that this is not simple, only a freshman will together shopping, those who are seniors or girlfriend and, either alone, there are very few like you. Then I realized I was in high school, but the University is taboo and ordinary things. For most people now are some of the high school. I was also the time every day of class class, homework, ask on the teachers and students discuss the topic, and so on. University Learning in high school the biggest difference is that there is a high school teacher supervision and University is not, although there is a strict teacher but definitely not like a high school teacher so we urge all day long. University classroom is very casually, for instance, students can access classroom instead of the teacher, classroom, don't want to hear or see other can sleep, as long as not to disturb others. As for the exam, we all still very seriously, even if usually no serious students, in examination come also carefully review, no cheating, because everybody thinks like a proctored teacher high school teacher so caught cheating in serious penalties. I also participate in community activities, and also let me do have some experience. With hard work, together with the Organization of activities, many of the collective memories. A life in the summer ended, but pleasant memories will always be in our hearts collection

Answer 2

My college life
Freshman will reach the end of life, knew in college have a year. Comparison of curiosity had first entered college, am now more confused.
Big One colorful. First, military training, there was too much of the mood in the heart overflowing, an old friend far away, new friends are still budding, when a person needs some time to share feelings, loneliness may be exaggerated, so longed for friendship. Students from around the world to know each other through it gradually, slowly in training to help each other build new friendships, and everyone began to expose themselves to highlight their own capabilities. Since childhood I am very introverted, so military training which is very conspicuous, I know I have to slowly change their status and more self-confident, have the necessary capabilities and quality. So I signed up a number of associations, hoping to improve their overall quality. In completing the strengths, I feel especially good at nothing to feel ashamed. I sometimes envy those city kids to learn the instrument or to participate in various training, and then learn a lot. But I know, to have confidence in ourselves.
Normal life is very simple, such as never buy a computer, we went to Internet cafes, although good time was relatively long, but mostly very modest, I like to listen to the radio in the bedroom, turn off the lights at night with jokes and listen to ghost stories, will tell each other after the customs of their home, if travel with a half of China. To the shop owner came to see us immediately recognize that we are freshmen, we asked why, he would say that this is not simple and will only freshmen with the shops, or those of high grade and girlfriend, either alone one, few together like you. Then I realized that love is simply taboo in high school, but universities do then common enough thing.
To most people are still continue the high school's habits. I will be the day school class on time, on going to night classes, teachers and students asked questions, and discuss more. University study in high school have the biggest difference is that high school teachers did not supervise the university, although some teachers more strict but never did as high school teacher urged us all day. University of class is very casual, such as students go to class and not free to say hello to the teacher, the classroom does not want to hear can sleep or read other books, they do not disturb others. As for the exam, we all still very seriously, even if the class is not usually serious students, both when the test Come careful review, and basically who cheat, because everyone thinks that examiners will be like the teacher did catch cheating high school teacher severe punishment on.
Community activities I have participated in some, let me have some more or less experience. Work hard together, go out with organizations, activities, gain a lot of collective memories.
Freshman's life ended in the summer soon, and good memories but our hearts will always be treasure.

Answer 3

吹气
四岁小女孩玛莉一天兴高采烈的对妈妈说：“妈妈，妈妈，我知道了！”‘知道什麽？’“爸爸的肚子为什麽那麽大了！”‘哦，为什麽？’“因为今天早上我看到女佣茱莉拼命吹着爸爸肚子下面的管子。”

Answer 4

今天心情一直不好，昨晚的短信让我知道了，我以前暗恋的女生堕落了，竟然跟我说一次四百……当
时我很伤心，一边伤心一边翻了翻钱包：于是我更伤心了，我连陪她堕落一次的资本都没有……