Question

英语翻译，比较口语化的

这个和尚有点萌
师父，最近小徒弟我有点闲，能去串串门么
来吧，我滴小乖乖
如果我是一朵花，我就是一朵浪花，我要去师父家浪去了
每次我的徒弟要来，我的内心是奔溃的
你不知道吗！师父我的英语已经过八级了
师父，你是在学英语吗
能别老来打扰师傅吗！要学就赶紧学
师父，从今天开始我要背单词了
师父，背单词好痛苦啊！
这，，，，，，为师也管不了你了
师父我累了，我想先玩会，明天再学。
师父，我来首丑八怪吧，很应景
丑八怪啊啊，，，
话筒都没有电，你唱个啥！再说了师父我可是天下第一帅，你却唱丑八怪
师父虐待我，，，
叫你唱丑八怪，罚你去挖萝卜！！
师父，我们来洗个澡澡吧
正经点，好吗
好吧（其实我的内心是奔溃的，，，）
师父，我们聊聊天吧
你最喜欢哪种小动物呢？
这真是个无聊的话题
师父，我最喜欢大象
现在我们还是打会禅吧
师父，，，我们再聊会吧
一天就知道吵吵吵
去后山找猴子玩去！

嘿嘿，，，
终于清静会了，希望他不会再出什么幺蛾子
果然，还是出了，，，
师父，呜呜呜，，，我被猴子挠了，呜呜呜，，，
师父，你看我的衣服都烂了，呜呜呜，，，
你先休息一会，待为师去后山打探打探
你们俩给我来了场人猴大战啊
师父，那个小和尚挠我
徒弟啊，对待动物，我们要以事物诱之
我们先吃饭
吃完饭你就拿着食物再去一次
去吧，勇敢点，克服内心的恐惧
勇敢点，战胜自己
师父，我还是害怕，呜呜，，
还是好怕，个高的保护我
做的好，战胜了自己
师父，好开心，我喂了它们食物，瞎子我不害怕了
有时候，你需要克服内心的恐惧，才能看见异端的风景
面对内心所恐惧的事情，勇往直前地去做，直到成功为止

Answer 1

The monk is a little
师父，最近小徒弟我有点闲，能去串串门么
Master, I have to take a small apprentice recently, can go to string door.
来吧，我滴小乖乖
Come on, I'm a little girl.
如果我是一朵花，我就是一朵浪花，我要去师父家浪去了
If I were a flower, I would be a spray, and I would go to the master's house.
每次我的徒弟要来，我的内心是奔溃的
Every time my apprentice is coming, my heart is running.
你不知道吗！师父我的英语已经过八级了
You don't know! Master, my English has passed eight levels.
师父，你是在学英语吗
Master, are you learning English
能别老来打扰师傅吗！要学就赶紧学
Do not bother to disturb the old master! Learn to learn quickly
师父，从今天开始我要背单词了
Master, I'm going to recite the word from today.
师父，背单词好痛苦啊！
Master, the word is so painful!
这，，，，，，为师也管不了你了
This,,,,,, I don't care you.
师父我累了，我想先玩会，明天再学。
Master I am tired, I want to play first, and then learn.
师父，我来首丑八怪吧，很应景
Master, I first ugly eight strange, very occasional
丑八怪啊啊，，，
Ugly eight strange ah ah,,,
话筒都没有电，你唱个啥！再说了师父我可是天下第一帅，你却唱丑八怪
The microphone is not electricity, you sing what! I say you are the best in all the land but handsome, ugly eight strange singing
师父虐待我，，，
Master abused me,,,
叫你唱丑八怪，罚你去挖萝卜！！
Ask you to sing ugly eight strange, punish you to dig a turnip!!
师父，我们来洗个澡澡吧
Master, let's take a bath.
正经点，好吗
Be serious, okay
好吧（其实我的内心是奔溃的，，，）
All right. (actually, my heart is going to collapse.
师父，我们聊聊天吧
Master, let's have a chat.
你最喜欢哪种小动物呢？
What kind of animal do you like best?
这真是个无聊的话题
This is a boring topic.
师父，我最喜欢大象
Master, I like elephants best.
现在我们还是打会禅吧
Now we're going to go to the Zen.
师父，，，我们再聊会吧
Master, let's talk about it again.
一天就知道吵吵吵
One day that noisy noisy
去后山找猴子玩去！
Go to the mountain to find the monkey play!
嘿嘿，，，
Hey，，，
终于清静会了，希望他不会再出什么幺蛾子
Will finally quiet, hope he will not be what yaoezi
果然，还是出了，，，
Sure enough, or out of the,,,
师父，呜呜呜，，，我被猴子挠了，呜呜呜，，，
Master, ooo, I was a monkey, and flexible, ooo,,,
师父，你看我的衣服都烂了，呜呜呜，，，
Master, you see my clothes are rotten, ooo,,,
你先休息一会，待为师去后山打探打探
You have a rest, as a teacher to go to the mountain to find out
你们俩给我来了场人猴大战啊
You two gave me a battle to the field.
师父，那个小和尚挠我
Master, the little monk scratch me.
徒弟啊，对待动物，我们要以事物诱之
Disciple ah, the treatment of animals, we want to lure the
我们先吃饭
We eat first
吃完饭你就拿着食物再去一次
After dinner, you take the food and then go again
去吧，勇敢点，克服内心的恐惧
Go, be brave, and conquer your fears.
勇敢点，战胜自己
Be brave, beat yourself.
师父，我还是害怕，呜呜，，
Master, I was afraid, hum,,
还是好怕，个高的保护我
Or good afraid, a high protection of me
做的好，战胜了自己
To do well, to overcome their own
师父，好开心，我喂了它们食物，瞎子我不害怕了
Master, I am so happy. I feed them. I am not afraid of the blind man.
有时候，你需要克服内心的恐惧，才能看见异端的风景
Sometimes, you need to overcome the fear of the heart, to see the landscape of heresy
面对内心所恐惧的事情，勇往直前地去做，直到成功为止
Go ahead and do what you fear, until you succeed.