Question

帮我翻译翻译这段东西吧！拜谢了

Frog legs and turnips with small bits of lettuce
White shirted fellows with accents upset us
Round ham-stuffed cabbages, raw chicken wings
These are some reasons I don't like French things

Steam prepared mollusks and upper class poodles
Strange smells from hotels who stuff things in noodles
Valets that pride themselves on smashing Fords
French things are things I just cannot afford

Tired of guessing what's in food I'm eating
Listen you can hear it's heart's still beating
Please no one mention the recipe mix
These are a few things that make me feel sick

When the soup's cold
Or the bread's old
When I'm eating snails
I suddenly realize I don't like French things
They serve it too fresh or stale

Croissants are yummy but not when they serve 'em
Stuffed with horseradish on top of intestines
Cheval, cervelle or rognons, I'd say...
These kinds of French things should just go away!

Models that look like they've been eating locusts
Stage productions that promote hocus pocus
Lipstick that comes in colors so rare
These cause me to complain that they're there

Waiters who snub me and refuse to serve me
Say there's no French toast when I can observe three
Charge me a fortune for one glass of wine
Tell me I've too much when they wine all the time

When the waiter
Serves me gator
In a light brown sauce
I suddenly realize I don't like French things
And just like that my food's tossed

I like french fries
I like pork pies
But they won't serve these
So when I am stuck in a French restaurant
I stand up and cut the cheese
感谢1,2,3楼。不过还是希望帮忙的人别用google或者是其他什么东西翻译，因为翻译出来的东西真的很怪异啊，呵呵

Answer 1

Frog legs and turnips with small bits of lettuce
田鸡腿 萝卜 和几块生菜
White shirted fellows with accents upset us
有口音的穿着白体恤的人使我们不开心
Round ham-stuffed cabbages, raw chicken wings
卷着卷心菜的火腿 生的鸡翅
These are some reasons I don't like French things
这是我不喜欢法国东西的几个原因

Steam prepared mollusks and upper class poodles
蒸好的软体动物 高贵的贵宾犬
Strange smells from hotels who stuff things in noodles
往面条里塞东西的酒店传来怪味
Valets that pride themselves on smashing Fords
服务员高傲地踏上了不起的福特车
French things are things I just cannot afford
我买不起法国的东西

Tired of guessing what's in food I'm eating
厌倦了猜想我吃的是什么东西
Listen you can hear it's heart's still beating
你能听见心仍然在跳动
Please no one mention the recipe mix
谁都别提混合配方
These are a few things that make me feel sick
有些东西让我恶心

When the soup's cold
当汤凉了
Or the bread's old
面包硬了
When I'm eating snails
当我吃着蜗牛
I suddenly realize I don't like French things
我突然意识到我不喜欢法国的东西
They serve it too fresh or stale
他们不是太嫩就是太老

Croissants are yummy but not when they serve 'em
牛角面包好吃但是
Stuffed with horseradish on top of intestines
在脑浆 肠子上面放上山葵了的牛角面包
Cheval, cervelle or rognons, I'd say...
我只能说
These kinds of French things should just go away!
这样的法国的东西应该滚蛋

Models that look like they've been eating locusts
看起来好像一直吃蝗虫的模特们
Stage productions that promote hocus pocus
舞台上的表演促进了骗局的产生
Lipstick that comes in colors so rare
颜色罕见的口红
These cause me to complain that they're there
这些导致我抱怨

Waiters who snub me and refuse to serve me
冷落我不给我上菜的服务员
Say there's no French toast when I can observe three
在我看见有三个法式土司的时候 她说已经没有土司了
Charge me a fortune for one glass of wine
为了一杯红酒要了我许多钱
Tell me I've too much when they wine all the time
告诉我喝了很多 因为他们一直在续杯

When the waiter当服务员
Serves me gator端上
In a light brown sauce在棕色酱料中的短吻鳄的时候
I suddenly realize I don't like French things
我突然意识到我不喜欢法式的东西
And just like that my food's tossed
就像被我扔掉的食物

I like french fries
我爱法式炸薯条
I like pork pies
我爱猪肉馅饼
But they won't serve these
但是他们不提供这些
So when I am stuck in a French restaurant
所以当我困在法式餐厅
I stand up and cut the cheese
我站起来 切奶酪

Answer 2

IZ你也太强悍了吧

Answer 3

与小位的青蛙腿和白萝卜莴苣
White shirted有口音的家伙让我们烦恼
Round火腿充塞了圆白菜，未加工的鸡翼
These是我不喜欢法国事<dnt>的同样理由</dnt>
Steam准备了软体动物和上层阶级长卷毛狗
Strange从充塞在面条<dnt>的事的旅馆嗅到自傲在非凡的浅滩<dnt>的</dnt>Valets</dnt>French事是我就是不可能买得起<dnt>的事</dnt>
Tired猜测什么是在食物我吃着<dnt>您能听见的</dnt>Listen它是仍然打<dnt>的心脏的</dnt>Please没有提及食谱混合
These是做我感受病残<dnt>的若干事件</dnt>
When汤的寒冷
Or老面包的
When我吃着蜗牛
I突然体会我不喜欢法国事
They服务它太新鲜或陈旧
<dnt>没有，当他们服务他们<dnt>时， </dnt>Croissants是美味的，但是</dnt>Stuffed用在肚腑<dnt>顶部的辣根</dnt>Cheval、cervelle或者rognons，我会说…
These种类法国事应该消失!
<dnt>看的</dnt>Models，如他们吃着蝗虫<dnt>促进戏法<dnt>的</dnt>Stage生产</dnt>Lipstick tha

Answer 4

青蛙腿和芜菁甘蓝和少量的莴苣
shirted白色略带不安。我们同伴
圆的ham-stuffed卷心菜,生鸡翅膀
这些是一些原因,我不喜欢法国的东西

软体动物和上层阶级的蒸汽准备的小狗
奇怪的气味从饭店的东西在面条
仆从,而粉碎型福特车
法国的事情,我就不能事

厌倦了在猜测我吃的食物
听着,你可以听到它的心还殴打
没有人mentio请

或

小位的青蛙腿和白萝卜莴苣<br/>White shirted有口音的家伙让我们烦恼<br/>Round火腿充塞了圆白菜，未加工的鸡翼<br/>These是我不喜欢法国事<dnt>的同样理由</dnt><br/>Steam准备了软体动物和上层阶级长卷毛狗<br/>Strange从充塞在面条<dnt>的事的旅馆嗅到自傲在非凡的浅滩<dnt>的</dnt>Valets</dnt>French事是我就是不可能买得起<dnt>的事</dnt><br/>Tired猜测什么是在食物我吃着<dnt>您能听见的</dnt>Listen它是仍然打<dnt>的心脏的</dnt>Please没有mentio