Question

请教英语高手，这一段如何翻译。要绝对准确。谢谢！

im going to change. this is the last of that sort of thing.now im cleaning up and im moving on ,going straight and choosing life. im looking forward to it already.im gonna be just like you.the job,the family,the car,the compact disc and electric tin opener,good health,low cholesterol,dental insurance,mortgage,starter home,leisure wear,luggage, nine to five,good at golf,washing the car,choice of sweaters,family christmas,indexed pension,tax exemption clearing gutters,getting by ,looking ahead,the day you die

Answer 1

我现在正在改变，这是最后类似这样的事情了。现在我清扫整理我正在不断向前，径直向前选择我的生活。我已经期待它的到来。我一定会变得像你一样。工作、家庭、汽车、光盘和电罐头起子，健康的身体，低胆固醇、牙科保险、抵押、简易房、休闲装、行李、朝九晚五、擅长打高尔夫，清洗车子，选择的毛衣,家庭圣诞、养老金、免税清理了水沟、,展望未来,直到你死的那一天

Answer 2

我要开始改变，这是最后类似的东西.如今我打扫卫生和我向前,走,选择我期待着它的结果一定要成为像你已经.感应电动机工作、离开家庭,汽车,光盘及电罐头起子、身体健康、低胆固醇、牙科保险、抵押,先发投手的家,休闲装、行李、朝九晚五,善于高尔夫球,把车身洗干净,选择的毛衣,欢乐的圣诞、索引养老金、免税清理了雨水沟、,展望未来,直到你死的那一天

Answer 3

就是：im going to change. this is the last of that sort of thing.now im cleaning up and im moving on ,going straight and choosing life. im looking forward to it already.im gonna be just like you.the job,the family,the car,the compact disc and electric tin opener,good health,low cholesterol,dental insurance,mortgage,starter home,leisure wear,luggage, nine to five,good at golf,washing the car,choice of sweaters,family christmas,indexed pension,tax exemption clearing gutters,getting by ,looking ahead,the day you die
（对不起，我说了出来，但是这里没有录音）